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Whats up with kids today?

children are like basslines, you can meet a hundred good ones and not notice them, but one bad one stands out, one child without the right upbringing stands out and you remember them, the same reason that one bass playing guitarist stands out and everyone thinks bass is easy,
 
I got tired of reading all of the derails. I took the OP as an opportunity to try and figure out how to get the kids off the car without violence. Calling the cop worked. The best I could come up with is to turn it into a photo/video shoot. Get out your cel phone, or camera if you've got it, and start talking to them like they're models. "Yeah. That's nice. Turn your head. Give me a little more snarl. Now pout. The light is on your right, turn to your right. Can you arch your neck a little? No, not like that. Yeah that's it. Move closer together. Etc..." Eventually they'd get skeeved out and leave, and if they got violent you'd have video evidence for their trial.
 
If they were the type to get violent, would they leave you with your phone or camera? :p

maybe...if you were as bad ass as some posters on this thread apparently are....:D


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