Where are you Matticus?

[slobake]

I'm here to report that Matticus got stuck on the space elevator somewhere at 80,000'. We're working on getting him down and will keep you posted on the progress. We've already sent a resupply drone to him filled with porno, nestle quick, hand lotion and peanut butter crackers.
If there is anything you want to say to Matticus during this difficult time, please post here and we will pass it on to him.

He does love an elevated state.

 

[SJLee]

 

[elgecko]

 

[Ziltoid]

Hotbox that **** matt.

 

[MJ5150]

TBOT is kind of like my adult day care, a place I go during the day. It's sort of weird when one of my buddies goes missing.

-Mike

 

[bassinplace]

Oh man, I so want to put this on his fb page...

 

[SJLee]

Feel free.

 

[bassinplace]

I dood it!

 

[Tituscrow]

TBOT is kind of like my adult day care, a place I go during the day. It's sort of weird when one of my buddies goes missing.

-Mike

I'm sure that the day you go AWOL will generate a megathread sticky

 

[macaroni tony]

brilliant!

 

[SJLee]

 

[deeptubes]

Y'all are too funny! Please continue.

 

[SJLee]

I dood it!

Did he say anything?

 

[elgecko]

He went fishing.

 

[Ziltoid]

Fuzz got him.

 

[ShredderMaximus]

Wait, really?