Where are you...right now?

[nukes_da_bass]

Guatemalan laundromat.
There's a woman 10 feet from me with a 75 lb booty packed into 35 lbs max capacity spandex.
Imma try and get her phone number for DerHoggz.

 

[4StringAxe]

Pictures are good to ... just say'n

 

[DerHoggz]

Booty

 

[Immigrant]

This isn't good.

Is this the kind of booty that is considered desirable these days?

 

[nukes_da_bass]

This isn't good.

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Is this the kind of booty that is considered desirable these days?

Perfectly acceptable.
Not my first choice, but if I were a sailor entering port-
Sure!

 

[4StringAxe]

This isn't good.

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Is this the kind of booty that is considered desirable these days?

Only if she offered

 

[MartinG1957]

Nukes, why do you go all the way to Guatemala to get your laundry done?
That's some heavy duty discretion....

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Nukes, why do you go all the way to Guatemala to get your laundry done?
That's some heavy duty discretion....

Ahh Martin.
Come to America and see,
Britain isn't the only insourced country!

 

[MartinG1957]

Ahh Martin.
Come to America and see,
Britain isn't the only insourced country!

Been a few times nukes loved everywhere I've been!

 

[4StringAxe]

Been a few times nukes loved everywhere I've been!

Yeah, I've been loved in a lot of places I've visited to

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Love you long time.
Small holla, 5 dolla.


Big holla, 10 dolla.

 

[MartinG1957]

You have to pay to say hello? ? ?

 

[DerHoggz]

You have to pay to say hello? ? ?

Capitalism!

 

[4StringAxe]

You have to pay to say hello? ? ?

Price of the American dream.

 

[DerHoggz]

 

[PWRL]

Right now I am in a small cabin in eastern Iowa, with a microwave, hand-pumped well water, instant coffee, canned food and a Ruger .45, but no indoor plumbing, street or postal address. I am near running water and adequete tree cover. I am approximately one half-mile from the nearest road.

 

[4StringAxe]

Right now I am in a small cabin in eastern Iowa, with a microwave, hand-pumped well water, instant coffee, canned food and a Ruger .45, but no indoor plumbing, street or postal address. I am near running water and adequete tree cover. I am approximately one half-mile from the nearest road.

Sounds like you're hiding out ... Desperado !

 

[PWRL]

Sounds like you're hiding out ... Desperado !

There is also a deck of Spanish playing cards which sort of look like tarot cards. There is gin in the basement and a big wooden table but no cigars.

 

[4StringAxe]

There is also a deck of Spanish playing cards which sort of look like tarot cards. There is gin in the basement and a big wooden table but no cigars.

Sounds like the makings of a good time

 

[PWRL]

Sounds like the makings of a good time

It'd be Solitaire. Then I'd get into the gin, turn mean and accuse myself of cheatin'.