Where can I buy a non-reverse Thunderbird pickguard?

I've spend the past two days scouring the internet trying to find a place I can buy a replacement pickguard for a non-reverse Thunderbird. All I've come up with is pictures of people's homemade pickguards made out of everything from steel to glow in the dark plastic, and tracings people have made so they can cut pickguards for their bachbirds. I'm looking for a direct replacement for a non-reverse Thunderbird, with the thunderbird logo already on it.

As far as I can tell, Gibson either doesn't make any or no one carries them if they do. I know there was a line of Epiphone non-reverse Thunderbirds in the early '90s, so I figured at least someone would be selling theirs if they replaced it with a different color or something, but searching the usual seller hangouts has returned nothing.

Does anyone know where I can buy a non-reverse Thunderbird pickguard?