Thank you all for your advice, experiences, suggestions, jokes, and alternatives to carrots (or the word carrot). I went and bought a Dunlop mini bass wah. I've got a gig next weekend so maybe I'll pull off something unnecessary (the tuner pedal) to make room for it on my board, or just have it on the side.
Picture isn't my picture, but it's the same damn thing.
Picture isn't my picture, but it's the same damn thing.