You want to marry my future bride sir? I find the entire proposal ludacris and I don't mean the rapper sir.![]()
Hm. This probably means we have to challenge each other on a duel?
I must warn You, sir. I´m from Sweden. We´re Vikings You know! We are used to burning and looting and pillaging and common brawling and such. We even use foul language! Our most treasured pastime is to invade countless countries and leave smoking ruins in our wake.
And as my nick name implies, I´m about fourteen feet tall, My bass are strung with old logging wires and when I make potatoe mash I just crush the spuds between my thumb and index finger. I live in a log cabin I´ve built by breaking trees with my bare hands and my hunting dogs are a pack of black wolves. Every other night we go hunting for moose, bear and, just for the fun of it, the occational wolverine. In the winter I follow the pack on skies but in the summer I usually run barefooted with them. Othervise I would be too fast for ´em.
I am sure Miss Spalding would rather be with me and my kinfolk.
