Who's In...

[capnsandwich]

Cuttin out a mudshark

What the........hahahaha!!!! I had to laugh at that one.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

I just stumbled in here. We call it "focusing on your chi."

"I get it,...potty humor,...you guys know any funny things about farts?"

Excuse me while I go get something down on paper.

As long as this doesnt devolve to queefs :scowl:

Ah yes. The no wiper. A nice little bonus. Still, you haven't really crapped until you've crapped in a Japanese washlet. Heated seats, water, and a friendly female voice guiding you through everything. I've said before, and I'll say it again, it's a blumpkin shy of nirvana.

Does it give you a hand to hold?

"Just breath . . . now come on, one big push, that's it. I can see the head . . . . CONGRATULATIONS!"

 

[Phalex]

"Just breath . . . now come on, one big push, that's it. I can see the head . . . . CONGRATULATIONS!"

This is even funnier if you read it with a Scottish accent!!

 

[MonetBass]

My kid is into Lego Star Wars, so I found this funny. Although I'm curious as to what, exactly, he's supposed to be reading. Methinks it's upside down. Hmmm...

 

[René_Julien]

Pardon me,

Is this the who's-in-the-closet club?

 

[Happynoj]

Plus she's only greeting me when I'm sitting down, leaving, or perhaps operating the interface. It's not likes she's telling me to crap or get off the pot.

Oh. To me it sounded like she talked you through everything. That would be weird.

 

[Phalex]

Oh. To me it sounded like she talked you through everything. That would be weird.

Weird indeed! Are there stirrups involved?

 

[bassteban]

This is even funnier if you read it with a Scottish accent!!

Aye, lad. I can barely understand anything Mohawk posts for the THICK accent.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Pardon me,

Is this the who's-in-the-closet club?

Read the first OP very very closely.

 

[René_Julien]

Read the first OP very very closely.

Members must me discrete about it?

 

[blendermassacre]

Members must me discrete about it?

bingo. Discrete among other things.

 

[doctorjazz]

In like Flynn, baby. For as long as necessary.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Members must me discrete about it?

Discrete and damned sexy

 

[Relic]

Discrete and damned sexy

And they have to post with thick-almost unintelligible Scottish accents.

 

[geeza]

^ Och, aye!

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Just a reminder folks. You ain't in unless someone has given you the lowdown.

 

[Phalex]

Just a reminder folks. You ain't in unless someone has given you the lowdown.

On the down low dontcha know....

 

[mike_v_s]

Just a reminder folks. You ain't in unless someone has given you the lowdown.

You'll need to define "give" and "lowdown" before I'm on board. I don't write anyone a blank check for my body.

Mike

 

[cdef]

Members must me discrete about it?

bingo. Discrete among other things.

Discrete and damned sexy

Do you all mean "discreet"?

 

[Joe Gress]

Burn.