Who's In...

[bassteban]

*losing weight*

 

[capnsandwich]

Having a baby.

 

[Relic]

My youngest son calls it "making monster" that one seems to have stuck in my house.

 

[EricF]

It's the new food, old food process.

 

[Eric Perry]

My youngest son calls it "making monster" that one seems to have stuck in my house.

I call it making push.

 

[Gard]

I call it the office. I do all my paperwork in there.

"Hey babe, I'll be in my office doing some paperwork."

Exactly what it's known as in our household.



...another good one:

"Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!"

 

[Bob Lee (QSC)]

How wonderfully Freudian.

Especially if one were to slip. On a banana peel.

 

[MatticusMania]

Being really new to this somewhat strange and scary bunch of folks, I'm not sure if I should be in or not. After all, I am just a weak, fragile, innocent female type person...and you guys scare the beejeebers out of me!!! And I mean that in the nicest way.

Oh no, you said the buzz word!

 

[MatticusMania]

i had this cat named felix ..he was a great cat and then one day B A M! felix had kittens.

im really bad at this game...i typically need a solid wing man at the bar as well if ya get my drift

Run into too many ladyboys on your lonesome?

 

[SamanthaCay]

Run into too many ladyboys on your lonesome?

it's kinda funny but I seem to have the complete opposite of that problem. maybe idol could be my wing man.

 

[Joey3313]

Though painfully late to the party, it appears that I am in as well.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

. . . is dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[MatticusMania]

it's kinda funny but I seem to have the complete opposite of that problem. maybe idol could be my wing man.

lol, no you dont need idol as your wingman, you just need to run into him in a bar!

 

[MatticusMania]

This is the best South Park episode ever...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Eric_Cartman

 

[warwick.hoy]

I just stumbled in here. We call it "focusing on your chi."

"I get it,...potty humor,...you guys know any funny things about farts?"

Excuse me while I go get something down on paper.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Ah yes. The no wiper. A nice little bonus. Still, you haven't really crapped until you've crapped in a Japanese washlet. Heated seats, water, and a friendly female voice guiding you through everything. I've said before, and I'll say it again, it's a blumpkin shy of nirvana.

 

[jive1]

Cuttin out a mudshark

 

[Happynoj]

a friendly female voice guiding you through everything.

Isn't that annoying? Sounds like those self service checkouts at supermarkets that shout at you if you don't put your money is quick enough.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Isn't that annoying? Sounds like those self service checkouts at supermarkets that shout at you if you don't put your money is quick enough.

The voice speaks Japanese, so I, one I don't fully understand everything she's saying, and two, find her rather sexy, so yeah, not so annoying. Plus she's only greeting me when I'm sitting down, leaving, or perhaps operating the interface. It's not likes she's telling me to crap or get off the pot.

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.