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[5StringBlues]

I'm so confused I don't know which way to point my pecker.

 

[Phalex]

I'm so confused I don't know which way to point my pecker.

Like my daddy always used to tell me: "Keep your nose clean and dont ____ up."

 

[geeza]

Like my daddy always used to tell me: "Keep your nose clean and dont ____ up."

Ooh! Fill in the blanks! Ok, here's mine:
"Keep your nose clean and dont seize up."

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I'm so confused I don't know which way to point my pecker.

See where it takes you. Who knows, you might be a tree humper afterall.

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

See where it takes you. Who knows, you might be a tree humper afterall.

Humping a tree sounds REALLY REALLY painful IMO.

 

[geeza]

^ depends on the kind of tree.

 

[bassteban]

^ depends on the kind of tree.

It helps to get the tree REALLY drunk too

 

[5StringBlues]

It helps to get the tree REALLY drunk too

So what's the best spirit for tree intoxication ?

 

[bassteban]

So what's the best spirit for tree intoxication ?

Lemme do some research & get back to you...

 

[blendermassacre]

anything from here

 

[bassteban]

anything from here

'you must be of legal drinking age...'
Like you're gonna get toasted from looking at the stuff online.
I gotta go hump a tree...

 

[blendermassacre]

To be fair, all alcohol or tobacco websites have that disclaimer in one way or another.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

So what's the best spirit for tree intoxication ?

wood alcohol.

 

[Phalex]

Humping a tree sounds REALLY REALLY painful IMO.

Always check knotholes for bees nests first. (Learn from my mistakes instead of making them for yourself.)

 

[geeza]

So what's the best spirit for tree intoxication ?

Lemon oil drops

 

[bassteban]

*back in*