I know you’re joking, but...Yeah but, Porsche builds a SUV, as does Lincoln, etc. ...
anyone can build an SUV/CUV and people will buy it in droves. Sports cars are a small niche product that is easier to fail at designing to be desireable.
Somehow the super slow BRZ/GT86 is still in production and the Mustang-competitive Hyundai Genesis Coupe was declared failed in 2016.