Why God made dogs

[mpdd]

because dogs are time travelers in their dreams and that makes them reflective companions, they can see the beginning of the world and many many years after their deaths

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Another reason to choose a dog over a girlfriend.
You don't have to beg the dog to lick you.

 

[bassinplace]

Not to mention the possibility of worm cysts in their saliva. Even if you treat your dog for worms there is still the chance there will be worm eggs in their spit, and if you get them in your mouth hand down your gullet...

And I doubt you treat yourself for worms as a matter of course.

Lol! I'll let my dogs kiss me on my face. They're not going any further than that. I don't love my dogs that much.

 

[machine gewehr]

I kiss my dog all the time, and she likes to lick my chin to kiss me back.. I'm not worried about the germs. I'm fairly certain people have dirtier mouths

I had a girlfrind that would lick my nose. I just hated that, I don't want to be licked in the face neither by a dog nor a human.

This could go waaaay further but I'm stopping here in order to dodge the ban-hammer.

 

[4StringAxe]

I had a girlfrind that would lick my nose. I just hated that, I don't want to be licked in the face neither by a dog nor a human.

This could go waaaay further but I'm stopping here in order to dodge the ban-hammer.

Maybe she liked the taste of cheese ...

 

[buldog5151bass]

I could make a comment about where the other tongue has been as well, but that might get someone mad.

 

[Rocky]

Lol! I'll let my dogs kiss me on my face. They're not going any further than that. I don't love my dogs that much.

When I say I kiss my dog I mean on the muzzle not on her mouth, and although she licks my chin that's as far as it's going with me to!!!

 

[Rocky]

I could make a comment about where the other tongue has been as well, but that might get someone mad.

Yeah I think everybody knows where dogs lick themselves and others, but I still think they're cleaner than most people..