As a child, my mom found one of her dogs frozen in a thawing snowbank...
She also had to drown some dying kitten in a bucket...
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Why God made dogs
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She also had to drown some dying kitten in a bucket...
Man's best friend - want to find out whether your wife loves you more than your dog? Take each separately for a mile or so in the trunk of your car and see which one is happy to see you when you pop the trunk.
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I'm just the middle man, Hoggz. My guess would be Gin, giggles and an STD .... you know, fun !
I'm just the middle man, Hoggz. My guess would be Gin, giggles and an STD .... you know, fun !
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Reminds me of the joke. - The wife is yelling and pounding on the front door to get in and the dog is barking at the bark door to get in ... who do you let in first ?
The dog, he'll shut up when you let him in.
And I'll say this again:
I always trust a dog when it doesn't like someone.
I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs.
buldog5151bass
Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.
Not sure I've ever seen anyone who my dogs don't like. Either that says something about me or my dogs.
From Wikipedia on J.R.
"He is depicted as a covetous, egocentric, manipulative and amoral oil baron with psychopathic tendencies, who is constantly plotting subterfuges to plunder his foes and their wealth"
That must be a very trustworthy dog.
What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
Sits on the side of the bed deep into the night wondering if there really is a dog.
Some of the best people I've known were dogs. A dog's love is real love.
"I love every dog I ever had. ... In my lifetime, I have had me a bunch of different dogs. Because you do keep getting a new dog don't you? ... That's the whole secret of life. Life...is a series of dogs. It's true! You just keep getting a new dog, don't you? That's what's good about them. They don't live too long... Sometimes, you can get a dog that looks exactly like the dog you used to have. Right? You shop around a little bit, and you find a dog identical to your former dog. And that's real handy cause you don't have to change the pictures on your mirror or anything. Right? You just bring the dead one into the pet shop. Throw him up on the counter and say, 'Give me another one of them. That was real good.'" - George Carlin
I need more time before I go and look for my next best friend. I'm still missing the old one.
Which would you rather do, get married or take on a new puppy?
I'll take the puppy. At least they quit whining after the first six months.
Yep. Lost my last over 12 years ago. Can't have one where I live now, but dang that hurt. My gf has one though and I love hers, even if I'd like to punt her across the room sometime cuz she's so high strung. It's funny though if it's just me or my gf at home alone with her she's totally chill. She'll usually just go into the bedroom and lay on the bed. But if we're both there, look out, it's non-stop spaz city. She is a little sweetie, though.
I always find it amusing how owners let dogs lick their faces In full knowledge that they have either just been licking their balls or sniffing another dogs butt!
buldog5151bass
Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.
I couldn't imagine sitting down without a dog nearby. Ours have realized the best way to get attention is to find two people ona loveseat, and squeeze between them. Not easy when he is 70 pounds.
