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I was in another band in college that was pretty popular and we would have after-parties at our house. One of the guys I lived with was on the volleyball team and he would bring back members of the women's volleyball team. I had a pretty good run with some really cute 6 foot women, and I am only 5'6". These girls wouldn't probably give me a second look if I wasn't "in the band". I remember my bandmates giving me ****, calling me the "fireman" because I was having good luck with "towering infernos." Fun times for sure.
 
#43
One was a 2nd hand story told by our agent while we were on the road.

Guys in the band pick up some girls, take them back to the hotel room. As things progress, at one point there's a vicious banging on the door. Next thing you know, an axe is chopping its way through the door. As he finally breaks through the door, the Sheriff storms into the room. To make matters worse, the one girl yells "DADDY!!!!"

Turns out the girls were well under the age of consent, with heavy makeup and sophisticated clothes looked plenty old enough.

Statutory charges filed, girls show up in court in schoolgirl skirts, bobbie socks and pigtails.

Defense has a few tricks up its sleeve, requests the girls show up as they were dressed that night, and in the commotion, the purses were left behind, so defense has their fake IDs.

They end up getting off, not without some drama.

That's the story as we were told. I don't think fake IDs and older looking girls is actually a defense against fooling around with underage girls. And its an agent telling the story, so hard to believe its the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

My story was from Slidell, LA, can be summed up with with 1 sentence..

"So.... do you think you could help out my buddies?"

Aerosmith "Train Kept a Rollin..... all Night Long

Randy
 
#44
Not going to post wall of text so long story short:
This chick comes up to me while I'm packing up after our set, and we start talking, which leads to my car, which leads to driving off to her friends house, her friend lends us a room, we get it on. Then she asks
"hey uhhh can you take me to my boyfriend house?"
 
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pgolliher said:
Kind of long, but a good one. When I was 20 I got asked to play at a "kegger" in home town with my band from High School. After class on friday afternoon I packed up my amp and my new lab puppy and drove the three hours to my parents house. I said a brief hello to my mom and dad, I asked them to puppy sit and went to the party. We only got to play for about a half hour before the cops came and broke everything up. A small group of us went back to my folks house and we put on a movie and started to drink my dad's beer. I must have been tired from the drive, the gig, and the beers because I feel asleep on the couch. But... I woke up to a girl kissing my neck. (a girl I had known since kindergarten-first crush). I was stoked because everyone else had bailed and we were quickly getting naked. At about 4am, after we had enjoyed each other's company we started getting dressed. She then told me that she couldn't find her underwear. "What does it look like?" I asked. "It's a Victoria's Secret G-String" she told me. We torn apart the couch looking for them, but being drunk and tired, we couldn't find them anywhere. I decided that I would wake up early and find them in the morning when I was sober before my parents were awake. A few hours later, I woke up in my room to the sound of a house full of my parent's friends. They all meet at my folks house for breakfast before going sailing. I stayed in my room until they left. I knew that either my mom had found the G-string or it was probably sitting in plain sight of their guests. I didn't feel like dealing with the consequences, so as soon as they were gone I grabbed my bass and threw my puppy in my truck and drove the three hours back to my college house. I was exhausted from lack of sleep/hangover when I got there and laid down on my bed to take a nap. A girl that was my roommate laid down next to me, also hung over. I told her about my hook up and she started to tell me about her drunken hook up and my puppy proceeded to puke up one Victoria's Secret G-String on the floor.
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:D Awsome story!
 
#53
We were playing one night, after the second set went outside for a smoke, where a chick whom I knew followed me out. After a few, she went

and demonstrated to my dad something he hadn't seen in 30 years


After a couple minutes I hear snickering a quick look to the right and there stood the rest of the band, my brother and father, ***. Thumbs up to that, ---------- went back in for set 3, the chick comes in after a song just finished and hollered "I wanna finish the job" right next to the table where my parents were sitting.
 
#54
Ok, I give up.

Apparently the temptation to post about specifics of less than romantic encounters in a PG forum is too much to ask
of the masses despite very clear rules in the usage
agreements about what not to post.
 
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