Kind of long, but a good one. When I was 20 I got asked to play at a "kegger" in home town with my band from High School. After class on friday afternoon I packed up my amp and my new lab puppy and drove the three hours to my parents house. I said a brief hello to my mom and dad, I asked them to puppy sit and went to the party. We only got to play for about a half hour before the cops came and broke everything up. A small group of us went back to my folks house and we put on a movie and started to drink my dad's beer. I must have been tired from the drive, the gig, and the beers because I feel asleep on the couch. But... I woke up to a girl kissing my neck. (a girl I had known since kindergarten-first crush). I was stoked because everyone else had bailed and we were quickly getting naked. At about 4am, after we had enjoyed each other's company we started getting dressed. She then told me that she couldn't find her underwear. "What does it look like?" I asked. "It's a Victoria's Secret G-String" she told me. We torn apart the couch looking for them, but being drunk and tired, we couldn't find them anywhere. I decided that I would wake up early and find them in the morning when I was sober before my parents were awake. A few hours later, I woke up in my room to the sound of a house full of my parent's friends. They all meet at my folks house for breakfast before going sailing. I stayed in my room until they left. I knew that either my mom had found the G-string or it was probably sitting in plain sight of their guests. I didn't feel like dealing with the consequences, so as soon as they were gone I grabbed my bass and threw my puppy in my truck and drove the three hours back to my college house. I was exhausted from lack of sleep/hangover when I got there and laid down on my bed to take a nap. A girl that was my roommate laid down next to me, also hung over. I told her about my hook up and she started to tell me about her drunken hook up and my puppy proceeded to puke up one Victoria's Secret G-String on the floor.
