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Wobble's Second Semi-Annual Summer Pool Party

How many laps can you swim?

  • one

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • ten

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • none

    Votes: 12 10.0%
  • chromes

    Votes: 8 6.7%
  • snowflake

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • carrot

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • one hot dog, one burger, please

    Votes: 15 12.5%
  • Seven beers, please, they are for my wife and her hot girlfriends who are changing for the pool.

    Votes: 24 20.0%
  • Well alright, then, just keep filling paper cups while I stand her chugging. Suit yourself.

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • I don't feel very well, I mixed drinks

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • I don't feel very well, I mixed drivers

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • Give you $5 to jump in the pool with that bass. No risk of electrocution, it's passive, dude.

    Votes: 10 8.3%
  • one carrot, one burger, please

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • one carrot-burger, please

    Votes: 15 12.5%

  • Total voters
    120
Santy, I want a Fat Freddy Action Man to go with my Joe Patrol.

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You will shoot your eye out.


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If you're doing something Jerry Lee doesn't approve of, it's pretty bad.

Jerry Lee himself did not send security; in fact, I imagine he approved of my shenanigans, as I made it look quite lively out there in the music hall what with all the ducking, weaving, re-appearing, frog-marching and the like. Ah, youth. Who says youths waste it?