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Wobble's Second Semi-Annual Summer Pool Party

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, Aug 10, 2019.


  1. one

    3 vote(s)
    2.8%
  2. ten

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  3. none

    11 vote(s)
    10.4%
  4. chromes

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. snowflake

    1 vote(s)
    0.9%
  6. carrot

    4 vote(s)
    3.8%
  7. one hot dog, one burger, please

    13 vote(s)
    12.3%
  8. Seven beers, please, they are for my wife and her hot girlfriends who are changing for the pool.

    22 vote(s)
    20.8%
  9. Well alright, then, just keep filling paper cups while I stand her chugging. Suit yourself.

    5 vote(s)
    4.7%
  10. I don't feel very well, I mixed drinks

    5 vote(s)
    4.7%
  11. I don't feel very well, I mixed drivers

    4 vote(s)
    3.8%
  12. Give you $5 to jump in the pool with that bass. No risk of electrocution, it's passive, dude.

    9 vote(s)
    8.5%
  13. one carrot, one burger, please

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  14. one carrot-burger, please

    11 vote(s)
    10.4%
  1. catcauphonic

    catcauphonic High Freak of the Low Frequencies Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2012
    Seattle WA
  2. DrMole

    DrMole Supporting Member


    " ...there by the grace of God..."
     
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  3. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    Morning!!!

    eli virg - Copie (4).

    eli virg - Copie (3).

    eli virg - Copie (2).

    eli virg - Copie.

    The groupies looked different yesterday.

    Must have been something in that brownies. Or the tequila.

    Or one of those twelve beers I had was bad?

    Is there any coffee left?


    Wise(b)ass
     
  4. This is shaping up to be quite the hootnanny! 7 beers please!!
    I think this girl is coming and ...well some jokes just write themselves....
    big pussy.
     
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  5. Also, I think i will have a nap later -the activity in the shallow end has me knackered.
    boat1.
     
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  6. Ugh, that explains the two day hangover. Did we have fun?
     
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  7. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    Did we have fun? information and statistics are still coming in........ we'll need to mull that over a bit, embellish it somewhat and get back to you
     
  8. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    2 days? Today is not Sunday? Yesterday wasn' t Sunday? And tomorrow is not Sunday either?

    Maaaan! Looks like I have to search a new job!

    Forget the coffee!

    Are there brownies left? :D

    Wise
     
  9. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    Indy
    Today is "Two's Day", meaning that everything must be done in twos.
    Today is "Two's Day", meaning that everything must be done in twos.
     
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  10. BROWNIES, maaaaaaaan.









    BROWNIES, maaaaaaaan.
     
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  11. I did. :D
     
  12. LBS-bass

    LBS-bass Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2017
    California
    More fun than should be allowed by law.

    Probably some fun that isn't allowed by law, too.
     
  13. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    My mom explained me "fun", when I was a teenager.

    "Things that make fun are

    1) forbidden for you!

    2) make somebody "fat" or

    3) both"


    greetings

    Wise(b)ass
     
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  14. Fat Freddy

    Fat Freddy Supporting Member

    Feb 23, 2016
    Albany NY
    Dunno....I'm stacked up over Luton Airport right now..........:bored:
     
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  15. That's the best kind!
     
  16. catcauphonic

    catcauphonic High Freak of the Low Frequencies Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2012
    Seattle WA
    All those DJs you had lined up between the live bands were totally dope!!!

    dj-kitty-main. tumblr_m3kbouks041r61qbmo1_500. dj_cats.

    NY-AM727_SPRTS__G_20100922172648. NY-AM725_SPRTS__D_20100922172515. NY-AM726_SPRTS__D_20100922172602.

    And @DJ is a new bass player is one rad mofo too ... He held back my dreadlocks when I started to lose my cookies (& ice cream) behind the cabana. Appreciate that, my dude! :thumbsup:
     
  17. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    I am, regrettably, unable to discuss the sorts of purely theoretical "fun," which may or may not extend past the boundaries of the law, and furthermore, of which I can claim no independent knowledge or recollection, having devoted my youthful energies to community work, going to church, caring for the elderly, or simply staying at home, reading the Bible, and reflecting on its valuable spiritual lessons in contemplative prayer.

    If there are any further discussions to be had on the matter, I'll have to refer you to my attorney:

    [​IMG]

    :speechless:
     
    Last edited: Aug 14, 2019 at 7:59 AM
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  18. It's all good. :thumbsup:
     
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  19. Between caring for the elderly and reading the Bible, can you PM Saul's number? Thanks.
     
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