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Wobble's Second Semi-Annual Summer Pool Party

How many laps can you swim?

  • one

    Votes: 3 2.5%
  • ten

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • none

    Votes: 12 10.0%
  • chromes

    Votes: 8 6.7%
  • snowflake

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • carrot

    Votes: 4 3.3%
  • one hot dog, one burger, please

    Votes: 15 12.5%
  • Seven beers, please, they are for my wife and her hot girlfriends who are changing for the pool.

    Votes: 24 20.0%
  • Well alright, then, just keep filling paper cups while I stand her chugging. Suit yourself.

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • I don't feel very well, I mixed drinks

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • I don't feel very well, I mixed drivers

    Votes: 5 4.2%
  • Give you $5 to jump in the pool with that bass. No risk of electrocution, it's passive, dude.

    Votes: 10 8.3%
  • one carrot, one burger, please

    Votes: 6 5.0%
  • one carrot-burger, please

    Votes: 15 12.5%

  • Total voters
    120
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That's the best kind!
I am, regrettably, unable to discuss the sorts of purely theoretical "fun," which may or may not extend past the boundaries of the law, and furthermore, of which I can claim no independent knowledge or recollection, having devoted my youthful energies to community work, going to church, caring for the elderly, or simply staying at home, reading the Bible, and reflecting on its valuable spiritual lessons in contemplative prayer.

If there are any further discussions to be had on the matter, I'll have to refer you to my attorney:

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I am, regrettably, unable to discuss the sorts of purely theoretical "fun," which may or may not extend past the boundaries of the law, and furthermore, of which I can claim no independent knowledge or recollection, having devoted my youthful energies to community work, going to church, caring for the elderly, or simply staying at home, reading the Bible, and reflecting on its valuable spiritual lessons in contemplative prayer.

If there are any further discussions to be had on the matter, I'll have to refer you to my attorney:

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It's all good. :thumbsup:
 
I am, regrettably, unable to discuss the sorts of purely theoretical "fun," which may or may not extend past the boundaries of the law, and furthermore, of which I can claim no independent knowledge or recollection, having devoted my youthful energies to community work, going to church, caring for the elderly, or simply staying at home, reading the Bible, and reflecting on its valuable spiritual lessons in contemplative prayer.

If there are any further discussions to be had on the matter, I'll have to refer you to my attorney:

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Between caring for the elderly and reading the Bible, can you PM Saul's number? Thanks.