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Wobble's Second Semi-Annual Summer Pool Party

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, Aug 10, 2019.


  1. one

    3 vote(s)
    2.8%
  2. ten

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  3. none

    11 vote(s)
    10.4%
  4. chromes

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. snowflake

    1 vote(s)
    0.9%
  6. carrot

    4 vote(s)
    3.8%
  7. one hot dog, one burger, please

    13 vote(s)
    12.3%
  8. Seven beers, please, they are for my wife and her hot girlfriends who are changing for the pool.

    22 vote(s)
    20.8%
  9. Well alright, then, just keep filling paper cups while I stand her chugging. Suit yourself.

    5 vote(s)
    4.7%
  10. I don't feel very well, I mixed drinks

    5 vote(s)
    4.7%
  11. I don't feel very well, I mixed drivers

    4 vote(s)
    3.8%
  12. Give you $5 to jump in the pool with that bass. No risk of electrocution, it's passive, dude.

    9 vote(s)
    8.5%
  13. one carrot, one burger, please

    6 vote(s)
    5.7%
  14. one carrot-burger, please

    11 vote(s)
    10.4%
  1. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    And now a rousing mini-set from TB's @9mmMike and his band, The Cozy.


     
  2. catcauphonic

    catcauphonic High Freak of the Low Frequencies Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2012
    Seattle WA
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  3. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Sid and Nancy are here. Such a couple of kidders. Great with kids! Nancy is gonna make a swell mom.


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  4. gfen

    gfen

    Aug 21, 2014
    lehigh valley
    stayed at a holiday inn, once...
    Is this an authentic Gibson pool, sir? I don't want them to drive a backhoe into it while I'm cavorting if it's a bootleg Gibson lifestyle product.

    (I'm eight pages too late for this joke and I don't care)
     
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  5. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    You can breathe a sigh of relief, yours is the first joke-in-thread to riff on Gibson-crushing.

    Here, have a statuette! Congrats!

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  8. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    Indy
    Weeeelll ... OK, fair enough. I WAS gonna hang you by the short hairs because I thought they were turds, you numbfuzzle! :eyebrow:
     
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  9. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
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  10. bearfoot

    bearfoot

    Jan 27, 2005
    Chittenango, NY
    Sorry we're a little late, but I thought we'd drop in anyway.

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  11. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    Nice shot! A fellow trying that trick earlier today was not quite so lucky. We've got him inside on a beer IV.

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  12. Wisebass

    Wisebass

    Jan 12, 2017
    Lost in Space
    Don' tpanicw eeeehave our lilhelprs fo thad

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    trust rottt meeh! It wrjoks!!!!

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  13. pcake

    pcake Supporting Member

    Sep 20, 2011
    Los Angeleez
    this party is... well, the entertainment is finally here, and they say it best


    eek!
     
  14. bearfoot

    bearfoot

    Jan 27, 2005
    Chittenango, NY
    We met in space. She says I'm totally illogical, but I think this one's for real.

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  15. mrjim123

    mrjim123 Supporting Member

    May 17, 2008
    Indy
    /THREAD
     
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  16. TIME OUT! While I fix the poo...

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  17. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    That guy might have some problems landing at SXM / Maho Beach...

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    If that doesn't work, tell him there's more cake. :thumbsup:

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    :D
     
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  18. bearfoot

    bearfoot

    Jan 27, 2005
    Chittenango, NY
     
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