Worst band name you have ever heard.

[bobyoung53]

I used to play with a drummer (of course) who was in a band called, ready? Mass Eruption! (Mass was the old abbreviation for Massachusetts), I laugh every time I think of it. Anytime I'm in a new band situation and we start tossing around names I pull it just to get a reaction and it gets plenty. Got any really bad band names that can rival that one? I shudder as I await your bad names.

 

[Chickenwheels]

“Eticer” (Entice Her)
“Southern Seduction”

 

[bobyoung53]

“Eticer” (Entice Her)
“Southern Seduction”

Those are definitely both pretty bad but Southern Seduction is REALLY bad, that one rivals Mass Eruption.

 

[5StringBlues]

Adolph Hitler's Nipples

 

[Thundar]

Singer : "Hey I wanna start playing out again but I think we need to change the name of the band"
Me : "Ok cool!! whats the name?" ( I was REALLY excited about getting back out and playing again)
Singer : "well me and the other guys decided on HANDS OF SOUL cause you use your hands to......
Me : "Dude....I'm out"

 

[5StringBlues]

I just remembered my friend's old punk band:


Electrical Testickle

 

[bobyoung53]

I just remembered my friend's old punk band:


Electrical Testickle

Serious?

 

[bobyoung53]

When I was a kid there was a local rock band called The Magic Memories, and thing is they were not a wedding band which is what it sounded like to me.

 

[5StringBlues]

Serious?

Totally serious. The guitarist and bass player/singer were brothers. Both totally insane and always inspiring each other to new lows in comedy.


RIP John Porter: We just lost him in January.

 

[Chickenwheels]

Those are definitely both pretty bad but Southern Seduction is REALLY bad, that one rivals Mass Eruption.

A mate’s high school band. Never had the pleasure of hearing them, I just saw the name on his old kick drum skin (and lol).

 

[biguglyman]

I was in a band many years ago between semesters at college. We argued for a week over the name. It had to be unanimous. Finally, to break the deadlock, we had each guy put his three favorite ideas in a hat with the understanding that whatever came out was the name...period. What was pulled out of the hat had never even been suggested by anybody, but rules are rules...and so we became: Skywatch

 

[Element Zero]

There’s tons of supremely awful names in the death/gore metal genre.

 

[Thumpin6string]

For me, I never could stand the "Butthole Surfers". Never liked their music either.

 

[Chrishi87]

We butter the bread with butter

Eskimo Callboy *great band though*


We´ve got a band called: Coitus Drive-In

 

[GuitarConvertNZ]

Justice Wolf. Nice guys. Horrific name.

I used to play with a drummer (of course) who was in a band called, ready? Mass Eruption! (Mass was the old abbreviation for Massachusetts), I laugh every time I think of it. Anytime I'm in a new band situation and we start tossing around names I pull it just to get a reaction and it gets plenty. Got any really bad band names that can rival that one? I shudder as I await your bad names.

 

[RissKippery]

Snake Piss

 

[cnltb]

Until now, I thought Whitesnake was really unfortunate a band name.

 

[Doctor J]

Morgue-asm

 

[bassbones2]

How about a Christian metal band named “Pastor of Muppets”?

JB

 

[FatBoutedGirls]

I was in a band called “The Lonesome Three” for a couple days until someone called us the lonesome threesome