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Worst band you've ever seen?

RATT is the worst by far. Local bands...well I have witnessed my share of bad ones but you wouldn't know them so why talk abotu them. Reasons range from bad vocals to terrible sound. FOH sound is where I draw the line, I have seen so many local bands with terrible FOH sound. I just don't get that, people clap and cheer, bar owners and managers give the thinmbs up with a big smile and I cringe. I must be cursed.
 
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My friend was the only one playing right, and he quit the band after that.

I played one gig with a band like that. I quit pretty much before we started to play as the guitarist was so stoned when I showed up. To make it worse, he tried to pass off his own inability to play as "because the bass player plays jazz notes". I almost punched him for that. It was a clustershag from start to finish.
 
95% of all bands I've auditioned for via craigslist are in the worst band ever category.
But it's worth it to eventually find those 5% diamonds in the rough and ride the wave until it crashes on the shore or continues to create new wave after wave.
 
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y'know... I'm going to leave you with these last few comments and, as you might have noticed, I let my reply to the "strap-failure" in Canada lay for a few years. So don't expect me to do ping-pong with the thread or you. But back to your confused story about my friend having his strap fail in Toronto NOT Montreal or the subsequent 'funny face' comments about U2/Barooga stemming from near-life long friend the guitarist in the band in question.


I'll talk about my friend, not me. You and these other 'hee-hee' authors are talking about one or two nights in a real musician's career and life. I'm wondering if you or any of you boys with grey hair have gone on the road touring for two or three months straight and faced the rigors that my friend did as lead guitarist and lead vocalist in the band. Doing two shows a night for the majority of those two and three months on the road. Sleeping in a new motel/hotel every night, traveling hours and hours from one town to another, lousy food, creepy promoters, bad freezing your rear end and feet/fingers off in winters, unappreciative audiences.


What have YOU or your other trolls done with your life through music. My friend the guitarist/singer? He's been playing every week supporting himself SINCE 1977 when he and I started playing together until I left the band in question in mid 1980. My friend? He went on touring, recording, making a living performing, recording, singing, carrying the main-load of a band. He stayed in that band until the late 1980's... that's ten years doing what I've just described about my friend’s accomplishments and responsibilities. Ten years. WTH… have any you done?....... I mean compared my friend?... seriously, you really enjoy pulling up some ******** you culled on the internet about one or two failures/or bad days in a man's life. Do have any idea or have you even done what it took for my friend to be a headliner act lead singer/lead guitarist on Capitol Records and then have U2 give you a lousy day? You get to put a funny-faces with your messages for the world to see like some 12 year old boy, or girl? Back up and read what my friend has done and then giggle and make :> again. I've seen your basement photos and your “aliases”... yeah buddies.


Ten years in Barooga and then it's several re-inventions as Flash Kahan, still with Bob Seger's management and with Capitol records. Opening for Seger, the Beach Boys other "small change" (ha!) national bands. What have you done other than smirk about a bad night for a musician/band or cull a U2 story off the internet or your confusing a Toronto gig with a Montreal gig or your .... :/>

Then after Ten years with the Capitol/Seger thing..... he's still playing in a band making a living playing music, raising a family, buying a home (a BIG house) from playing music... not working for some insurance company, property management company, construction job, whatever the day-job you're doing. He did/does it playing music.... 40 years.


My friend doesn’t have any photos of him in his basement with his guitar, he's too occupied playing real gigs and supporting his family. I think he'd feel silly posing for photos like some people pretending they are or were successful musicians or putting up a photo that isn't himself on his profile page, it would be more embarrassing then having a StrapLock failure or a bad performance a few times in 40+ years.


Here's wishing you guys have one or two strap-lock failures or being embarrassed with U2 "opening" for YOUR band that's signed to a major label, or having a bad night with Dire Straits.


WOW!!!!! Thanks for stopping in and hanging with us lowly mortals. Don't you have somewhere to be?
 
When we saw it was Jesse Colter and Waylon opening for Neil Young we should’ve known better. Being hardcore Neil fans we bought the tickets but somehow missed he was touring his “country” phase. Waylon was Waylon and killed it. Neil and his band walked out without an electric instrument in sight and we and about 15,000 other fans lasted about 20 minutes.
 
What have YOU or your other trolls done with your life through music.

Here's wishing you guys have one or two strap-lock failures or being embarrassed with U2 "opening" for YOUR band that's signed to a major label, or having a bad night with Dire Straits.

People are completely entitled to their opinions. The poster you responded to thought your band laid an egg so badly it made this list. Responding with not just ad hominem attacks, but stating you would have gone into the crowd to fight them instead of just "yea, that was a bad night" was not a move to endear you to anyone.

Taking the high road might have had other people arguing the case for you. Going on the attack just showed you lack willingness to take any form of criticism.
 
People are completely entitled to their opinions. The poster you responded to thought your band laid an egg so badly it made this list. Responding with not just ad hominem attacks, but stating you would have gone into the crowd to fight them instead of just "yea, that was a bad night" was not a move to endear you to anyone.

Taking the high road might have had other people arguing the case for you. Going on the attack just showed you lack willingness to take any form of criticism.

The National Lampoon’s “George Tuna” quote ran through my old (but not yet gray haired) head when @daniel oconnell wrote his reply.

I’m an east coast guy. I never heard of that band before this thread. Maybe they had some regional success. In NYC, I never heard of them. In South Florida, I never heard of them.

I know of a number of good musicians who made their living strictly from music. Most of them played other genres than rock exclusively. A friend from church does so now, playing rock in many South Florida clubs. He’s the exception.

Musicians have bad nights. I’ve had my share. But castigating people who have heard your bad nights and saying, “Oh, yeah? What have YOU ever done?” isn’t a way to be well-regarded here.

@JimmyM, your comments, please.
 
The National Lampoon’s “George Tuna” quote ran through my old (but not yet gray haired) head when @daniel oconnell wrote his reply.

I’m an east coast guy. I never heard of that band before this thread. Maybe they had some regional success. In NYC, I never heard of them. In South Florida, I never heard of them.

I know of a number of good musicians who made their living strictly from music. Most of them played other genres than rock exclusively. A friend from church does so now, playing rock in many South Florida clubs. He’s the exception.

Musicians have bad nights. I’ve had my share. But castigating people who have heard your bad nights and saying, “Oh, yeah? What have YOU ever done?” isn’t a way to be well-regarded here.

@JimmyM, your comments, please.
I think my bad nights are hilarious! I didn't at the time but I do now. Anyway I haven't seen the whole thread so I'll refrain from commenting further, but there really is nothing to be gained from yelling at someone over the internet who happened to catch your bad night.
 
Network TV pretty much bites the big one so I end up watching a lot of PBS...including an occasional "Austin City Limits" which runs hot or cold. A few weeks back, I happened to catch Florence and the Machine.

I never realized it took so many performers on stage to make such bad music.

Riis
 
y'know... I'm going to leave you with these last few comments and, as you might have noticed, I let my reply to the "strap-failure" in Canada lay for a few years. So don't expect me to do ping-pong with the thread or you. But back to your confused story about my friend having his strap fail in Toronto NOT Montreal or the subsequent 'funny face' comments about U2/Barooga stemming from near-life long friend the guitarist in the band in question.


I'll talk about my friend, not me. You and these other 'hee-hee' authors are talking about one or two nights in a real musician's career and life. I'm wondering if you or any of you boys with grey hair have gone on the road touring for two or three months straight and faced the rigors that my friend did as lead guitarist and lead vocalist in the band. Doing two shows a night for the majority of those two and three months on the road. Sleeping in a new motel/hotel every night, traveling hours and hours from one town to another, lousy food, creepy promoters, bad freezing your rear end and feet/fingers off in winters, unappreciative audiences.


What have YOU or your other trolls done with your life through music. My friend the guitarist/singer? He's been playing every week supporting himself SINCE 1977 when he and I started playing together until I left the band in question in mid 1980. My friend? He went on touring, recording, making a living performing, recording, singing, carrying the main-load of a band. He stayed in that band until the late 1980's... that's ten years doing what I've just described about my friend’s accomplishments and responsibilities. Ten years. WTH… have any you done?....... I mean compared my friend?... seriously, you really enjoy pulling up some ******** you culled on the internet about one or two failures/or bad days in a man's life. Do have any idea or have you even done what it took for my friend to be a headliner act lead singer/lead guitarist on Capitol Records and then have U2 give you a lousy day? You get to put a funny-faces with your messages for the world to see like some 12 year old boy, or girl? Back up and read what my friend has done and then giggle and make :> again. I've seen your basement photos and your “aliases”... yeah buddies.


Ten years in Barooga and then it's several re-inventions as Flash Kahan, still with Bob Seger's management and with Capitol records. Opening for Seger, the Beach Boys other "small change" (ha!) national bands. What have you done other than smirk about a bad night for a musician/band or cull a U2 story off the internet or your confusing a Toronto gig with a Montreal gig or your .... :/>

Then after Ten years with the Capitol/Seger thing..... he's still playing in a band making a living playing music, raising a family, buying a home (a BIG house) from playing music... not working for some insurance company, property management company, construction job, whatever the day-job you're doing. He did/does it playing music.... 40 years.


My friend doesn’t have any photos of him in his basement with his guitar, he's too occupied playing real gigs and supporting his family. I think he'd feel silly posing for photos like some people pretending they are or were successful musicians or putting up a photo that isn't himself on his profile page, it would be more embarrassing then having a StrapLock failure or a bad performance a few times in 40+ years.


Here's wishing you guys have one or two strap-lock failures or being embarrassed with U2 "opening" for YOUR band that's signed to a major label, or having a bad night with Dire Straits.

Hey man, sorry, I didn't realize this was a trigger for you. I'd be pleased as sh!t to be blown off the stage by U2 and would tell that story to anyone who asked.

I've had my share of crap gigs, but since I'm just a hobby bassist, no one got hurt. Funny story - my first serious gig ever, my strap lock failed. My brand new Stingray bounced off the stage in front of a few hundred people and that's all my former bandmates remember about that gig. What can ya do?

Since you asked, high water marks for me as a musician (not on bass, though): opening for Rod Stewart in front of 20,000 ppl, playing for the Queen (and many other heads of state over the years), shared stages with Grammy and Juno winners, taught by, recorded with and played in ensembles with world class musicians in all four corners of the world. Biggest bass playing gig for me was backing a national country recording artist in front of an audience of 2500. But this was all just a hobby for me, not my main "identity".

These days I'm just happy jamming with my buds and having a laugh or three. And other than that, I've just been toiling in obscurity and will be forgotten in a generation or two, like almost all of us.
 
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I have a friend who saw the N.Y. Dolls at the Minnesota State Fair in the early 70s. He stood by the stage and thought to himself, "Man, these guys are absolutely terrible. If they can get a gig like this, so can I." So he started the Suicide Commandos.
 
Back in the early 80's there was a band that was forming from my hometown of Waukesha, Wisc.

One of my guitar students told me he was managing this new band and I should show up with my guitar for their next gig, I'll be a paid member.
So I practiced the tape he gave me and knew all the tunes. They were pretty easy tunes, even though they were originals.

Got to the club, (Hannon's for those that know Waukesha) and set up. When we started, about 100 people packed a smaller room.

We player the first song, half the people left. Played the second song, half of those that were still there left, and by the end of the first set the room was empty.

The vocals were horrid, disgusting, and annoying. This was definitely the worst band I ever heard or played in

At the end of the night, the other band members thought I was great and I should show up for the next gig. I reluctantly said OK

The next gig was a rerun. I said, thank but no thanks.

About a year later, they ironed out the vocal and became a national act

Go figure
 
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y'know... I'm going to leave you with these last few comments and, as you might have noticed, I let my reply to the "strap-failure" in Canada lay for a few years. So don't expect me to do ping-pong with the thread or you. But back to your confused story about my friend having his strap fail in Toronto NOT Montreal or the subsequent 'funny face' comments about U2/Barooga stemming from near-life long friend the guitarist in the band in question.


I'll talk about my friend, not me. You and these other 'hee-hee' authors are talking about one or two nights in a real musician's career and life. I'm wondering if you or any of you boys with grey hair have gone on the road touring for two or three months straight and faced the rigors that my friend did as lead guitarist and lead vocalist in the band. Doing two shows a night for the majority of those two and three months on the road. Sleeping in a new motel/hotel every night, traveling hours and hours from one town to another, lousy food, creepy promoters, bad freezing your rear end and feet/fingers off in winters, unappreciative audiences.


What have YOU or your other trolls done with your life through music. My friend the guitarist/singer? He's been playing every week supporting himself SINCE 1977 when he and I started playing together until I left the band in question in mid 1980. My friend? He went on touring, recording, making a living performing, recording, singing, carrying the main-load of a band. He stayed in that band until the late 1980's... that's ten years doing what I've just described about my friend’s accomplishments and responsibilities. Ten years. WTH… have any you done?....... I mean compared my friend?... seriously, you really enjoy pulling up some ******** you culled on the internet about one or two failures/or bad days in a man's life. Do have any idea or have you even done what it took for my friend to be a headliner act lead singer/lead guitarist on Capitol Records and then have U2 give you a lousy day? You get to put a funny-faces with your messages for the world to see like some 12 year old boy, or girl? Back up and read what my friend has done and then giggle and make :> again. I've seen your basement photos and your “aliases”... yeah buddies.


Ten years in Barooga and then it's several re-inventions as Flash Kahan, still with Bob Seger's management and with Capitol records. Opening for Seger, the Beach Boys other "small change" (ha!) national bands. What have you done other than smirk about a bad night for a musician/band or cull a U2 story off the internet or your confusing a Toronto gig with a Montreal gig or your .... :/>

Then after Ten years with the Capitol/Seger thing..... he's still playing in a band making a living playing music, raising a family, buying a home (a BIG house) from playing music... not working for some insurance company, property management company, construction job, whatever the day-job you're doing. He did/does it playing music.... 40 years.


My friend doesn’t have any photos of him in his basement with his guitar, he's too occupied playing real gigs and supporting his family. I think he'd feel silly posing for photos like some people pretending they are or were successful musicians or putting up a photo that isn't himself on his profile page, it would be more embarrassing then having a StrapLock failure or a bad performance a few times in 40+ years.


Here's wishing you guys have one or two strap-lock failures or being embarrassed with U2 "opening" for YOUR band that's signed to a major label, or having a bad night with Dire Straits.

Great post! I'm serious. A lot of people throw judgment from their safe basements on the internet.