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Worst movie lines you've ever heard
- Thread starter Crystalman85
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From "Broken Arrow," a really bad movie:
Christian Slater: "You're outta control!"
John Travolta's reply (this is the awful line): "Yeah...ain't it cool!"
A terrible line delivered very poorly. Nothing "cool" about it.
Christian Slater: "You're outta control!"
John Travolta's reply (this is the awful line): "Yeah...ain't it cool!"
A terrible line delivered very poorly. Nothing "cool" about it.
Here's one from jerry maguire.
Rene zellweger: you had me at a hello.
I honestly think this the stupidest movie line I ever heard. I mean I understand that this line is from an emotional moment in the movie, but the just doesn't make sense to me. to me, it's like the cinema equivalent to bad pick-up lines. I don't know which is worst. that line or what brett michaels say to the chicks from rock of love. in case you're wondering he said this: "will you accept this rose and rock my world".
Rene zellweger: you had me at a hello.
I honestly think this the stupidest movie line I ever heard. I mean I understand that this line is from an emotional moment in the movie, but the just doesn't make sense to me. to me, it's like the cinema equivalent to bad pick-up lines. I don't know which is worst. that line or what brett michaels say to the chicks from rock of love. in case you're wondering he said this: "will you accept this rose and rock my world".
Actor: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Movie: Last Action Hero
Arnold to guy telling him he can't pass:
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"
He then kicks guy so hard in the jewels that he goes soaring through air.
So awesome it hurts!
Movie: Last Action Hero
Arnold to guy telling him he can't pass:
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"
He then kicks guy so hard in the jewels that he goes soaring through air.
So awesome it hurts!
Point Break is the finest piece of Cinema ever produced
"You're cold because of loss of blood. You're going to be dead soon"
slobake
resident ... something
Captain Picard that old smoothie tries to get romantic with Dr. Crusher with this line.
"Now that we know how each of us feels, perhaps we should not be afraid to explore those feelings."
How romantic :scowl:, Whatsamatter with you Picard you got a board up you kazoo or something.Just give her a good kiss.
Of course Crusher responds to that lame statement the way a lot of women would.
"Or perhaps we should be afraid. I think I should be going now. Good night."
Picard is crushed (pun intended) and wins her heart with his passionate response to her rejection.
"Good night."
Picard you're going to be single for a long, long time.
"Now that we know how each of us feels, perhaps we should not be afraid to explore those feelings."
How romantic :scowl:, Whatsamatter with you Picard you got a board up you kazoo or something.Just give her a good kiss.
Of course Crusher responds to that lame statement the way a lot of women would.
"Or perhaps we should be afraid. I think I should be going now. Good night."
Picard is crushed (pun intended) and wins her heart with his passionate response to her rejection.
"Good night."
Picard you're going to be single for a long, long time.
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
... and pretty much all of the rest of the dialog in Star Wars Episode III.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
... and pretty much all of the rest of the dialog in Star Wars Episode III.
In most (bad...) sci-fi movies, you can pretty much ignore everything between initial layout of the world-threatening problem and "It's the only way!" This tells you to wake up for the thrilling conclusion...
But somewhere in that ignorable part, someone will have said "You (possibly 'they') don't know who they're dealing with..."
But somewhere in that ignorable part, someone will have said "You (possibly 'they') don't know who they're dealing with..."
Matt "Guitar" Murphy's line in the Blues Bros:
"Woman, I love you, but I'm the man and you're the woman, and I'll make the decisions concerning my life."
Matt is obviously musician and not an actor. The delivery is so bad, that it's awesome! I use that line frequently at home when my wife has an idea about what "I" should do.
"Woman, I love you, but I'm the man and you're the woman, and I'll make the decisions concerning my life."
Matt is obviously musician and not an actor. The delivery is so bad, that it's awesome! I use that line frequently at home when my wife has an idea about what "I" should do.
Will Smith in INDEPENDENCE DAY as he's just punched an alien in the head........."Welcome to Earff!"
Stupid line and he didn't pronounce the "th" in the word, earth correctly!
Stupid line and he didn't pronounce the "th" in the word, earth correctly!
Most lines in Star Wars. And I like Star Wars.
My favourite "so bad it's good" line is, coincidentally, spoken by another wrestler - Jesse Ventura in Predator, in response to being told he's bleeding:
"I ain't got time to bleed."
My favourite "so bad it's good" line is, coincidentally, spoken by another wrestler - Jesse Ventura in Predator, in response to being told he's bleeding:
"I ain't got time to bleed."
Amen to that. And here's how I felt about the whole "new" Star Wars movies....
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