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Would you put a urinal in your house?
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Mark, my good man, I believe you're starting to turn into a proper Englishman.
A friend of mine is building an 8,000 square foot home and aside from his big game trophy room, he was most excited to show where the urinal was going in his master bath. 
My brother-in-law put a game room in his house with all kinds of old school video games, a pool table, air hockey and neon beer signs. And in the adjoining bathroom, he has not only a urinal but one of those hand dryer machines and a pay phone.
I know of a few instances where a real estate agent insisted that a urinal be removed from a house before putting it on the market. Apparently, it has been known to decrease property values.
she is just mad cause she can't use it...
This is the only reason that you don't see 'em.
I also would like one in my closet...or close enough to my bed that I can lay on my right side and git er dun.
this is why these people need a solid gold urinal. there would be no problems with property value decreasing then- a gold urinal is nothing but classy!
not to go off topic, but have I been gone long enough that the carrots have completely disappeared from polls?
As someone said it has to be cleaned more regularly and you still need a regular toilet to poop in. Splash back is another thing that seems more common with urinals. The convenience factor over a regular toilet is minimal. I also automatically associate urinals with the stinking toilets in pubs. I think the money spent should go towards a small flat screen opposite the toilet.
+1. I don't see how the urinal would actually be an improvement over a proper seat.
How about one of these?
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Hell yes, I have always wanted a urinal but I have had to go on with out it. But how do I ease my pain you wonder? Easily, I just use an air conditioning vent, There you go a Urinal in most rooms.
Good luck hope your wife lets you have one, I sure wish I do.
Good luck hope your wife lets you have one, I sure wish I do.
It called flushing. try it sometimes, you don't flush the bathroom smells like poop/pee. and the bathroom in bars are heavy traffic areas, so they get used more.
In recent memory I have not had to deal with urinal splash back. Try this next time "Aim low near the drain." or try using one of the lower Urinals.
Urinal>>>> Pee Trough any day of the week
I'm planning on converting the biggest room in a house I'm going to own in a few years into a bar/entertainment room, and I want to have seperate men's/women's rooms since I'm planning on hosting small jams there.
^ Aye, for the hearty lass!Here's a compromise for the wifey:
Your man card may be in danger, sir.no man, get a bidet, im telling you, nothing more pleasant than washing your bum in warm water after a good crap
A couple of months ago we were installing some new bathroom tile in a home with a bidet.
Having never seen such a thing I was standing over it looking down when my boss pulled the lever.
Took it full in the face - and I'm 6' - 0". We howled for a good five minutes!
As far as peeing outside - the world is my urinal!
An indoor urinal would rock -- no trough tho
It depends on the urinal. Trust me I'm aware of the techniques to avoid urinal splash back which do vary. Sometimes it doesn't always work especially where beer is involved.
I voted no.
You could spend the money on another bass or go on a fancy vacation or buy some gas. The list goes on.
You could spend the money on another bass or go on a fancy vacation or buy some gas. The list goes on.
I say get that urinal fella!
Here is the ultimate no win arguement to take to her:
Him: Can I please install my own urnial in the bathroom?
Her: No Chance!
Him: If I get my own urnial then the cubicle toilet seat can reamin down forever!
Never again can your chick piss and moan about you leaving the toilet seat up! It's a no brainer!
Here is the ultimate no win arguement to take to her:
Him: Can I please install my own urnial in the bathroom?
Her: No Chance!
Him: If I get my own urnial then the cubicle toilet seat can reamin down forever!
Never again can your chick piss and moan about you leaving the toilet seat up! It's a no brainer!
