Wow...

[Osama_Spears]

heh, I had a call earlier this week that went like this:

Her: "How time just flies"

Me:"uhh hello?"

Her: "God how long has it been? 5-6 years since we talked last?"

Me:"...who are you calling for"

Her:"What are you talking about Mark? Its me, Marie!"

Me:"...I think you have the wrong number..."

Her:"This is 650-**** right, Mark?

Me:"Yea, but this isn't Mark."

Her:"oh oops hahahah sorry well is Mark in?"

Me:"There is no mark that lives here"

Her:"...Well according to the phonebook, he lives there"

Me getting very frustrated:"Look, There is no Mark here, I am gonna hang up now"

Her:"WAIT!"

*Click*


That was the exact conversation word for word. Some people

Loser,I would of talked to "Marie" for a little bit longer

 

[Fetch Da bass]

heh, I had a call earlier this week that went like this:

Her: "How time just flies"

Me:"uhh hello?"

Her: "God how long has it been? 5-6 years since we talked last?"

Me:"...who are you calling for"

Her:"What are you talking about Mark? Its me, Marie!"

Me:"...I think you have the wrong number..."

Her:"This is 650-**** right, Mark?

Me:"Yea, but this isn't Mark."

Her:"oh oops hahahah sorry well is Mark in?"

Me:"There is no mark that lives here"

Her:"...Well according to the phonebook, he lives there"

Me getting very frustrated:"Look, There is no Mark here, I am gonna hang up now"

Her:"WAIT!"

*Click*


That was the exact conversation word for word. Some
people

I just as I was reading this I got a call
(note to reader I don't know a lick of spanish)

it went something like this.

Her; Ola

Me. hello

her dfgjdfggfg;lpwe0gt

me I think you have the el wrongo numbero

her; se, hititdg taco's...?

me; sorry I think you have the wrong number

her; ohla horun Y tu bkbdo'agdllb chimachonga??????

me; Y tu mama tambien. click I hang up

phone rings again..same thing

Her OLA

Me; I am sorry I don't speak spanish. you have the wrongo el numbero bye bye.

 

[Benjamin Strange]

Here's my weird call:

Me: "[edited for blatant commercialism] Music, this is Benjamin."
Them: "Umm, hi, yes. Benjamin, are you James?"
Me: "Um, no. I'm Benjamin."
Them: "Oh, ok. Can I speak to James?"
Me: "Yeah, hold on."

Huh???