Yet another Guitard Craigslist Ad

[Rudreax]

Not so much funny, just mainly stupid. This one's from New York.

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"best guitar player in new york wants to join the best band in new york.i rarely want to practice and will only do gigs if you pick me up,set up my gear, pay me $500 a gig and get me laid. not willing to work hard but i want all the credit if we make it big. oh- i dont really want to tour,my girlfriend would kill me if i left for more than a weekend. hit me up!"

 

[heath_r_91]

This doesn't do much for the, "If you make it in New York you can make it anywhere" normal attitude of people around there that I've met.

Ha ha, I'd say you should contact the guy and then if you can get him to show up for a practice make sure you set up really bad equipment and bring in your buddy who has never played drums. Be sure it is in a PACKED garage and make sure it is hotter than H.E.double hockeysticks.

Just see what he does.

 

[5string5fingers]

part of me thinks this is just a joke

 

[Surprise Panda!]

Good thing he's the best of the best

 

[stylonpilson]

All of me thinks this is just a joke.

S.P.

 

[bassplayer8953]

...sounds like an ad from our (former) singer...

 

[Kenny Allyn]

...sounds like an ad from our (former) singer...

Small world ... I was just gonna say the same thing!


... The DIVA syndrome

 

[john_g]

guys, this is a joke

 

[bassplayer8953]

guys, this is a joke

So was our singer...hence, the "former" part...

 

[BassSurfer]

This doesn't do much for the, "If you make it in New York you can make it anywhere" normal attitude of people around there that I've met.

Ha ha, I'd say you should contact the guy and then if you can get him to show up for a practice make sure you set up really bad equipment and bring in your buddy who has never played drums. Be sure it is in a PACKED garage and make sure it is hotter than H.E.double hockeysticks.

Just see what he does.

Um....watch what you say because that is NOT true, I have a DICTIONARY of things I can say about where you come but I am not going to..:scowl:

 

[mkrtu9]

LMAO

 

[Winterpegbass]

part of me thinks this is just a joke

That part would probably be your brain.

 

[Rudreax]

Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's a joke as well, IMO it was a pretty failed joke, so I put here. IMO, of course.

 

[strings42]

All of me thinks this is just a joke.

S.P.

+1

 

[lousybassplayer]

funny you think its a joke. I have posted similar bassist available adds on CL and I was dead serious. Strangely no offers as yet.....I'll keep you posted.

 

[EricF]

All of me thinks this is just a joke.

S.P.

This.

 

[StrangeObjectiv]

Haha! Personally I'm positive it's a joke, and a good one, too.

I don't think there's a person that stupid in the world, at least not smart enough to materialize their stupidity into an ad if they are serious. (I have been wrong before, though... )

Either way, I got a kick out of it.

 

[irishryno]

funny

 

[millsbass5]

I would(maybe)bet my bottom dollar that someone will respond to it.Man,it would have to be a "real deal"artsy-fartsy,willing to do anything for a deal,starving musician to respond to it.Or,just some dumb-ass.