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You have a month or so left to live
- Thread starter chuck norriss
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I would spend as much time with my family as possible. My wife and daughter would occupy most of my time.
That's something I never considered.
I was once told I had two days left "if this thing doesn't start improving" and if I hadn't been feeling so sick, my drawers would've flown right off.
Maybe next time.
I was once told I had two days left "if this thing doesn't start improving" and if I hadn't been feeling so sick, my drawers would've flown right off.
Maybe next time.
I'd buy an 8 ball of coke and some whiskey. I'd then steal a Ferrari, park it outside a bank, and go inside with 2 .44 Magnums and rob it. I'd then peel out and head to Vegas, picking up a smoking hot hitchhiker with big breasts, snorting coke, drinking whiskey and shooting off my guns, laughing like a complete maniac all while out running the cops.
I'd probably just kill myself first and get it over with. Dying sucks enough, but living with a countdown clock like that? No thanks.
-Mike
-Mike
She's 65 dude! I mean, Dad ain't hit it for years. Go for it. But don't expect a wild ride there partner.
Well that's just depressing. Remind me not to hang out with you when you get bad news.
I think you would be surprised. Nursing hones have the highest incidence of STDs.
Well....in my fantasy world, I'd have massive amounts of sex with women of every race, creed color and size, I'd travel like crazy, I'd eat any food that I wanted to regardless of health considerations, I'd go sky-diving, bungee-jumping, run with the bulls in Pampaloma (sp?), but in reality...?
(here comes the downer..)
It would be spend getting finances in order, making sure that my kids were as prepared as they can be for this, selling the house and making funeral arrangements..
It would kind of suck.
(here comes the downer..)
It would be spend getting finances in order, making sure that my kids were as prepared as they can be for this, selling the house and making funeral arrangements..
It would kind of suck.
to paraphrase a great joke....
" I would move in with my ex- wife and ex mother in law...... It'll be the longest month of my life." LOL
" I would move in with my ex- wife and ex mother in law...... It'll be the longest month of my life." LOL
cancel my TB subscription and max out every credit card i have, empty all bank accounts and go someplace where i can get in some real crazy s*** until the time comes.
