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You have a month or so left to live


Ive done enough living in my life that with just a month left, Id keep living exactly how I am now. Playing GTA5 and banging my girlfriend and her girlfriends.

I'd buy an 8 ball of coke and some whiskey. I'd then steal a Ferrari, park it outside a bank, and go inside with 2 .44 Magnums and rob it. I'd then peel out and head to Vegas, picking up a smoking hot hitchhiker with big breasts, snorting coke, drinking whiskey and shooting off my guns, laughing like a complete maniac all while out running the cops.

So youre saying you'd take GTA5 to the next level: real life.
 
Tell my bosses to pack sand, followed by hookers, blow, and other debauchery. Then on my last day I'd go down to the cop shop to turn myself in cuz hey, after a month with hookers in a drug induced haze, I'll be wanted for something, but instead of going inside I take a whiz on the door and make the po po come out and get me. Then I croak while be finger printed, and have the hookers claim police brutality.
 
Well....in my fantasy world, I'd have massive amounts of sex with women of every race, creed color and size, I'd travel like crazy, I'd eat any food that I wanted to regardless of health considerations, I'd go sky-diving, bungee-jumping, run with the bulls in Pampaloma (sp?), but in reality...?

(here comes the downer..)
It would be spend getting finances in order, making sure that my kids were as prepared as they can be for this, selling the house and making funeral arrangements..

That last part was no doubt added when Relic noticed his wife peeking over his shoulder as he was typing... :D