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GTA5.
I'd buy an 8 ball of coke and some whiskey. I'd then steal a Ferrari, park it outside a bank, and go inside with 2 .44 Magnums and rob it. I'd then peel out and head to Vegas, picking up a smoking hot hitchhiker with big breasts, snorting coke, drinking whiskey and shooting off my guns, laughing like a complete maniac all while out running the cops.
I'd probably just kill myself first and get it over with. Dying sucks enough, but living with a countdown clock like that? No thanks.
-Mike
Unleash my inner deviant.
Throw a house destruction party.
And GTA 5.
And lots of beating off.
So basically revert back to your teenage years?
So basically revert back to your teenage years?

I am honestly shocked that so many people would focus on beating off.
I am honestly shocked that so many people would focus on beating off.
Well....in my fantasy world, I'd have massive amounts of sex with women of every race, creed color and size, I'd travel like crazy, I'd eat any food that I wanted to regardless of health considerations, I'd go sky-diving, bungee-jumping, run with the bulls in Pampaloma (sp?), but in reality...?
(here comes the downer..)
It would be spend getting finances in order, making sure that my kids were as prepared as they can be for this, selling the house and making funeral arrangements..
It would be spend getting finances in order, making sure that my kids were as prepared as they can be for this, selling the house and making funeral arrangements..
It would kind of suck.