You know you are getting old when.....

[Chad Michael]

… you realize you've developed "Old Man Ass" (allow me to explain)

When I was younger, I had a slim waist and a reasonable buttock, I could wear any proper - fitting pair of pants without a belt, and they would stay put all day.

As I get older, and develop that little bit of man gut, and the buttock goes closer to flat: you have to keep hiking your pants up, even with a belt. It's because the body has turned into an inverted triangle. So we pull up our pants about every 5 minutes.

 

[pht2356]

When you leave the house w/svt + one(1) 810 instead of two(2).

 

[btmpancake]

...When your Grandkids are married and have kids-for real!

 

[Killed_by_Death]

When you start to consider a Apple (Macintosh) as your home computer.
(some might do this when they're young, but I've been a PC/Windows user since the 90s)

 

[saabfender]

When you wake up sore because you "slept wrong".

 

[D M C]

When you go to the... dammit. What was I gonna say?!?

 

[Jeff Scott]

 

[Rumble Thunder]

You can no longer use your pedal board because you can't keep your balance to operate the foot switches.

 

[Snakeman1066]

the absolute moment i knew I was old was when my daughter had a sleep-over as a sophomore in high-school and 4 teenage girls didn't care if i saw them in their underwear...they treated me like the cat...and not a red blooded american male...

 

[friskinator]

When 2 glasses of wine gives you a hangover.

 

[D M C]

When 2 glasses of wine gives you a hangover.

When going out to dinner with friends and not consuming any alcohol gives you a hangover.

 

[motoman]

You don't want to do anything dangerous that you might get hurt doing. However years ago you did not think twice about doing that stuff

 

[DirtDog]

...when you realize that you reached your own peak level of coolness for about 4.5 minutes thirty years ago. And you're OK with that.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

You don't want to do anything dangerous that you might get hurt doing.

I've been like that since the late 90s. When I started having to do dangerous things for work I realized it was time to quit.

 

[Stumbo]

When you forget to ask for the "senior discount" wherever you spend money.

 

[Stumbo]

When you stop moving is the only time you're not in pain.

 

[Russell L]

When your favorite music is older than the oldies station's playlist.

 

[Russell L]

When you sleep in the living room because it's closer to the bathroom.

 

[Groove Doctor]

When you start a sentence and forget to

 

[Stumbo]

When you start a sentence and forget to

When you forget to start s sentence and spend a couple of minutes trying to figure out what you were going to say.