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You know you are too old when ...

You Know you are too old when ...

  • It's too loud

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • You know no one makes good music anymore

    Votes: 20 40.0%
  • You know that no on plays your favorite sport the right way anymore

    Votes: 4 8.0%
  • You think all cars are garbage now

    Votes: 9 18.0%
  • You only play the oldies station

    Votes: 14 28.0%
  • You like Richard Simmons

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Carrots keep you regular

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • Bah!

    Votes: 7 14.0%
  • The neighborhood kids think you are a meanie

    Votes: 7 14.0%
  • You wonder why you bother getting out of bed

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • Get off my lawn !

    Votes: 22 44.0%
  • You think acting your age is being boring

    Votes: 14 28.0%
  • You often complain loudly why no one is polite anymore

    Votes: 12 24.0%

  • Total voters
    50