You know you are too old when ...

[Boom762]

Not only that, you also have an eye falling out and I can see your brain...

I blame that on the alcee-hall and loose women.

 

[ZenG]

..you don't need an alarm clock anymore....having to go for a whiz wakes you up every morning same time..

 

[ZenG]

"Let me tell you about my operation."

Can discuss while eating Chinese burritos from here...

 

[slobake]

Can discuss while eating Chinese burritos from here...

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SACRILEGE! I tell you. What is the world coming to? We also have sushi burritos here. Is nothing sacred?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

SACRILEGE! I tell you. What is the world coming to? We also have sushi burritos here. Is nothing sacred?

There is no sushi in my TNC. We Texans don't understand eating bait. You use it to catch a real fish, you bread it with cornmeal and fry it in a cast iron pan like real men do.

 

[D M C]

There is no sushi in my TNC. We Texans don't understand eating bait. You use it to catch a real fish, you bread it with cornmeal and fry it in a cast iron pan like real men do.

Cornmeal? Pffft. Just get yerself a box of cornflakes and crunch 'em up.

 

[slobake]

Cornmeal? Pffft. Just get yerself a box of cornflakes and crunch 'em up.

Blackened with lots of Cajun spice. YEAH!

 

[MrLenny1]

You know .... ....
When you hate moving equipment for gigs.

 

[ZenG]

I'm not old ..I'm "seasoned".

 

[slobake]

I'm not old ..I'm "seasoned".

I prefer mature and sophisticated

 

[ZenG]

I prefer mature and sophisticated

Some day I hope to be mature and sophisticated..

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Cornmeal? Pffft. Just get yerself a box of cornflakes and crunch 'em up.

Ran out. Had 'em for breakfast. Cornflakes and BBQ sauce.

 

[Funky Ghost]

You make threads titled "You Know You're Old When . . ."

 

[D M C]

You make threads titled "You Know You're Old When . . ."

It's "You know you're too old," ya young whippersnapper!

Get off my lawn.

 

[slobake]

It's "You know you're too old," ya young whippersnapper!

Get off my lawn.

Why I oughta ...

 

[D M C]

Ran out. Had 'em for breakfast. Cornflakes and BBQ sauce.

S'ok. We use cornflakes on catfish anyway and you don't need bait for catfish. You just stick your arm into their hidey-holes, reach down their throats and grab em by the tail!

 

[Funky Ghost]

It's "You know you're too old," ya young whippersnapper!

Get off my lawn.

Quite right! Here is your complimentary bottle of ensure. Your tapioca pudding will be ready by lunch.

 

[Richland123]

You know you are too old when you start giving "sage advice".

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

S'ok. We use cornflakes on catfish anyway and you don't need bait for catfish. You just stick your arm into their hidey-holes, reach down their throats and grab em by the tail!

That's noodling. I've seen it done on TV.

 

[catcauphonic]

I know I'm getting old when I need spectacles to read a book after dark, and I require 3X magnifying spectacles for soldering, or even for measuring pickup height & action.

Along these lines ~ for my 47th trip around the sun, I went out and bought myself 2 pair of 'readers' because I couldn't tip my head back any farther when looking at print. Always has perfect eyesight, until that business started around age 43. Bah, now I'm so old I can't remember where I put either of em

Sidenote: one of em was tort