You know you are too old when ...

[slobake]

You need a huge afternoon nap before a gig.

I like to take a nap when I am done with an afternoon gig.

 

[catcauphonic]

You need a huge afternoon nap before a gig.

I'm a HUGE proponent of naps. It's good for the body and mind, and it sorta feels like you get 2 days in one since you wake up twice

 

[ZenG]

..when you only wear your dentures when company's coming.....

 

[48thStreetCustom]

I hate when people make fun of you for being old fashioned by saying "Get off my lawn!" Anyone who says that is a lazy bum.

A good lawn takes a minimum of 3 years hard work. You gotta mow it weekly, edge, aerate, feed the soil, get rid of crab grass, deal with problem spots by either seeding or resodding, rake the leaves so they don't kill your grass in the winter...

You don't put in all that hard work so some dirty lazy hippy can come along and play hacky sack on your front lawn. Screw you, Maynard G Crebs! Get off my friggin' lawn!

 

[FilterFunk]

I hate when people make fun of you for being old fashioned by saying "Get off my lawn!" Anyone who says that is a lazy bum who's never spent time to make their lawn nice.

A good lawn takes a minimum of 3 years hard work. You gotta mow it weekly, edge, aerate, feed the soil, get rid of crab grass, deal with problem spots by either seeding or resodding, rake the leaves so they don't kill your grass in the winter...

You don't put in all that hard work so some dirty lazy hippy can come along and play hacky sack on your front lawn. Screw you, Maynard G Crebs! Get off my lawn!

You tell 'em, Duuuuuuuuuude!

 

[Richland123]

You know you are too old when you name your band "Get Off My Lawn".

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[48thStreetCustom]

You tell 'em, Duuuuuuuuuude!

 

[slobake]

You know you are too old when you name your band "Get Off My Lawn".

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You are never too old to fire the drummer.

 

[Richland123]

 

[ZenG]

.....when you notice your ear and nose hairs are longer than the ones on your head..

 

[catcauphonic]

.....when you notice your ear and nose hairs are longer than the ones on your head..

And almost as long as your back

 

[slobake]

.....when you notice your ear and nose hairs are longer than the ones on your head..

Tweezers, that's all I'm saying.

 

[Richland123]

And almost as long as your back

You need one of these Norelco bodygroom shavers to reach your back.

 

[ZenG]

..the first thing you look for when shopping for clothes is the 'relaxed fit' sticker...

 

[the harp unstrung]

"...when your mind makes a promise that your body can't keep..."

 

[Richland123]

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[ThatGingerMojo]

How about...when you still feel AC/DC is a good band...

 

[Richland123]

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[Atshen]

^^ Actually, I feel like AC/DC is a good band. Up until "Highway To Hell", at least. I preferred Bon Scott, but I don't blame Johnson for them going from "yeah" to "meh"...

 

[ZenG]

..when you're watching t.v. and your wife says something and you go "Huh!!???.....Whut!!???.....I can't hear you!...I was focusing!!!"..