You know you are too old when ...

[Callused Finger]

...you click on you know you are too old when threads.

 

[ThatGingerMojo]

...you bought Fleetwood Mac's first album when it was released

 

[ZenG]

....you can't live up to the cologne you're wearing...

 

[Marial]

If you can't find good music it means you've stopped looking, which means you're old.

The too loud thing is also true, as is the up-too-late thing. I am old, therefore.

 

[ThatGingerMojo]

....you can't live up to the cologne you're wearing...

Does anybody ever live up to the power of Hai Karate. oh damn, I guess that makes me old for knowing what Hai Karate is.

 

[Richland123]

Does anybody ever live up to the power of Hai Karate. oh damn, I guess that makes me old for knowing what Hai Karate is.

It was either Hai Karate or Jade East cologne.

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[Aberdumbie]

1) everyone in the office runs to heed my cries.... All I did was stand up.

2) have no earthly idea who any of the Grammy award winning artists are singing the national anthem at sporting events.

3) get offa my lawn...

 

[ZenG]

...you notice that every time you talk you're whistling at the same time...

 

[slobake]

...you bought Fleetwood Mac's first album when it was released

Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac or the later pop band?
Extra old guy points if you know who played bass and drums on Warren Zevon's recording of "Werewolves of London."

 

[slobake]

....you can't live up to the cologne you're wearing...

Get some Polydent. That should help.

 

[ZenG]

Get some Polydent. That should help.

You totally lost me on that one..

Explain yourself, Burrito Buddha.!..

 

[ZenG]

...when you go to a bass shop, demo a bunch of basses and play lines from the Jamerson era and everybody looks at you like you're nuts because you didn't slap once ever....

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I know I'm getting old when I need spectacles to read a book after dark, and I require 3X magnifying spectacles for soldering, or even for measuring pickup height & action.

 

[ZenG]

...whenever anybody asks you how you're doing, you always answer "Fair to middlin'!!"...

 

[ZenG]

..you own more brown shoes than black...

 

[Killed_by_Death]

You know you're too old when someone asks how you're doing, and you start telling them about your troubles having a bowel movement or your recent bout with whatever ailment thwarted you.

 

[slobake]

You totally lost me on that one..

Explain yourself, Burrito Buddha.!..

 

[slobake]

You know you're too old when someone asks how you're doing, and you start telling them about your troubles having a bowel movement or your recent bout with whatever ailment thwarted you.

"Let me tell you about my operation."

 

[Boom762]

I turned 30 this year. JUST this year, my body starting falling apart. Everything hurts, for way longer than it used to, and my hands remind me of my grandmas. I think I've even seen the beginnings of Varicose Veins. Jeez.

 

[Atshen]

I turned 30 this year. JUST this year, my body starting falling apart. Everything hurts, for way longer than it used to, and my hands remind me of my grandmas. I think I've even seen the beginnings of Varicose Veins. Jeez.

Not only that, you also have an eye falling out and I can see your brain...