You know you're a bassaholic if.....

[FingeringAm]

....if ur frets are more worn out at night than ur wife

 

[D.Don]

....if ur frets are more worn out at night than ur wife

Doh, I got to get outa here!!

D.Don

 

[ausf]

...your left two fingers can lift more weight than your legs...

 

[w33nie]

..you slap people with your thumb

..everytime someone does an air guitar, you argue about fingers vs pick

 

[Marill]

You know you're a bassaholic if.....

when you get on the internets, you come to talkbass forums instead of surfing porn.

 

[PilbaraBass]

You know your a bassaholic when your 6 year-old and 4 year-old refer to you as "bass head"...(true story)

 

[D.Don]

You know you're a bassaholic if.....

You laugh when you read this thread coz you recognize yourself in most of the postings..



D.Don

 

[bassman_rob]

You know your a bassaholic if...

you're a jobless college student with an empty fridge; but you just had to have that new head.

 

[GeneralElectric]

You know you're a bassaholic if.....

when you get on the internets, you come to talkbass forums instead of surfing porn.

Luckily for me I've learned to multitask.

So far I've been guilty of walking sideways, and buying basses before old ones are delivered.

You know you're a bassaholic if you own multiple models of the same bass and try and justify it by claiming the tonal differences between fretboard woods.

I'm up to 6 P-Basses now.

 

[Stumbo]

You know your a bassaholic if...if you know how to pronounce "bassaholic" and it is not related to fishing.

 

[KarateKid25]

You know your a bassaholic if your pickup line is that 'you do it deeper'

 

[Sorefinger]

You know you´re a bassaholic when you give your clothes to charity to make room in your wardrobe for a new bass...

 

[Sorefinger]

You know you´re a bassaholic if you actually notice the bass:

 

[6stringninja]

you know your a bassaholic if you refer to practice as "spending time fingering my lady"

you know your a bassaholic when you forget your wedding anniverary constantly, however you remeber the name of the guy that sold you your first bass

you know your a bassaholic when your fingers have more calusses on your fingers then you do on the bottom of your foot

you know your a bassaholic when you have to have to use the restroom really bad, but hold it to finishing listening to the 8 secound bass solo on the song

 

[mtizzle]

No pic from John Turner yet. Wow!

 

[machine gewehr]

You know you're a bassaholic if........when you are the subject of a common joke for plucking whatever your hand is on.

 

[D.Don]

You know you´re a bassaholic if you actually notice the bass:

Notice it? It was the only thing I saw first thought was "what bass is that?" ....



D.Don

 

[superfunk47]

If you can flip burgers on the grill with your fingers.

That's really weird. I just did that last night making burgers. I didn't know it was a bassist thing...I just couldnt find a spatula

 

[dreadheadbass]

You know you´re a bassaholic if you actually notice the bass:

i think i may be an alcoholic too the 1st thing i noticed was the bottle of JD then the bass then the woman

and you know your a bassaholic when you dont just hum or whistle a tune you play it on an imaginary bass fret per fret including slides and hammer'ons

you also know your a bassaholic when you spend as much time shopping for strings as your wife does shopping for shoes

 

[Croox]

you know your a bassaholic when you drop off a bass for a setup and end up buying a brand new one