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#2
Oh, the one where the couple revisits all these sentimental places then he proposes? Yeah that was weird. Nope, I don't like it. Man, I hate buying jewelry. Boy, I thought that dude to be a bit effeminate. Damn, I am tired.
 
#7
Georynn said:
Does it make me a nerd, the first thing i thought of when I read the first post...


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Better to be a nerd (or more accurately a geek) than to be a schmuck that gets suckered into going to one of these jewelry chain stores and buying their overpriced garbage. ;)

As bad as the commercial mentioned in the OP is, NOTHING compares to the unmitigated SUCK that is ANY Jared commercial.

I swear every time I see one of those commercials I want to run out and egg (or worse...) every Jared I can find...

:spit:
 
#8
Gard said:
Better to be a nerd (or more accurately a geek) than to be a schmuck that gets suckered into going to one of these jewelry chain stores and buying their overpriced garbage. ;)

As bad as the commercial mentioned in the OP is, NOTHING compares to the unmitigated SUCK that is ANY Jared commercial.

I swear every time I see one of those commercials I want to run out and egg (or worse...) every Jared I can find...

:spit:
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oh good god, the Jared's commercials are horrible!
 
#9
Again, I reiterate that those Jared commercials are destroying whatever cool cache my name once had. If I ever meet anyone involved in that ad campaign I'm hitting them with a sock full of nickels.

And that's to say nothing of that megaturd from Subway.
 
#10
TheBigO said:
Again, I reiterate that those Jared commercials are destroying whatever cool cache my name once had. If I ever meet anyone involved in that ad campaign I'm hitting them with a sock full of nickels.

And that's to say nothing of that megaturd from Subway.
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Dude, all you need to do is to call that Stambaugh/Guild thingie of yours "The Jared" and it will instantly be a cool name again.
 
#17
hover said:
yeah, even the female GPS system voices are domineering in their commercials.
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They made that one sound like a female "HAL9000"..."I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

That one REALLY p!$$es me off, not only is it annoying and condescending, but they ripped off Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick! Talk about nerve, not only are you a jack@$$ for the commercials in general, but you stole ideas from a couple of the true geniuses of the past 50 years!

Yet more reason to at minimum boycott for life the business, if not more drastic measures....

;)
 
#18
Gard said:
They made that one sound like a female "HAL9000"..."I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

That one REALLY p!$$es me off, not only is it annoying and condescending, but they ripped off Arthur C. Clarke and Stanley Kubrick! Talk about nerve, not only are you a jack@$$ for the commercials in general, but you stole ideas from a couple of the true geniuses of the past 50 years!

Yet more reason to at minimum boycott for life the business, if not more drastic measures....
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Yeah.

Oh, and I wanted to point out again that last year I saw the greatest vanity plate ever. It said HAL9000 and it was on a Honda Odyssey.

:bassist:
 

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