You're stranded on an Desert Island...

[FretNoMore]

Ouch. I hope she missed the iPhone in my back pocket then.

 

[ArtechnikA]

Pitchblack Pro, because with that much time on my hands, I could really work on my intonation; otherwise, if it's just me - why would I need a tuner - which isn't an effect anyway...

Looper.
Drum machine e.g. BeatBuddy

King KX-99 - so I could call for help on 121.5 and get off the island...

 

[freatles]

Ouch. I hope she missed the iPhone in my back pocket then.

How can you tell the fairy is a "she"?

[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[FretNoMore]

Probably just wishful thinking after being alone for too long on a desert island.

 

[bahia0019]

That fairy has Man Hands.

 

[Pastrami]

TAFM>Freaker Wah>AD4096>Ditto X2

what else does one really need?

 

[Hypocrite]

Assuming the amp has an in-built tuner...
B3K
BF-3
Morley Bass Wah
High capacity looper

 

[gully_jones]

These:
Darkglass VMT
Aguilar Tone Hammer
Markbass Compressore
TC Polytune
Could I trade a coconut or something and keep My JamMan Solo XT

 

[pglaser01]

Looper
Tuner
Zoom B3
VT Bass Deluxe

+1
Except switch out the VT for a REDDI

 

[freatles]

+1
Except switch out the VT for a REDDI

The Pedantic Pedal Fairy appears out of thin air, shouthing through a megaphone:

"Guys! Sharpen the E Up! Zoom B3 already has a tuner and a looper!"

 

[signboy]

Beat Buddy
Looper
Whammy
Brown Dog

 

[NightW0lf]

Looper, delay, fuzz, chorus

 

[bassbrad]

EHX Bass Balls, Akai UniBass, Zoom B3, AdrenaLinn III.

 

[Denver Max]

Mini
Dr Sci BitQuest
Buzzz
Ditto x2

 

[Adamixoye]

Axe-FX
Fully loaded Eventide H9
Beat Buddy
Pigtronix Infinity Looper

Pains me not to include the B7K, but if it's a true desert island situation then I sort of need all the others.

 

[Need Gigs]

The Pedantic Pedal Fairy appears out of thin air, shouthing through a megaphone:

"Guys! Sharpen the E Up! Zoom B3 already has a tuner and a looper!"

Don't I feel silly! Ok, new list.
B3
Subterranea
VT Deluxe
Onvifx Smoothie

 

[FretNoMore]

Suddenly The Effect Fairy appears, snaps out "Nuh-uh, iPad is not an effect, but you can keep the software" and takes your iPad away.

OK, I'll try to play by the rules, somewhat ...

Empress Compressor
Carl Martin Bassdrive
Empress Phaser
Tech 21 Bass Boost Chorus

or for a smaller setup

EBS Multicomp
SolidGoldFX Beta
EHX Small Stone nano
MXR Bass Chorus Deluxe

or even smaller

Zoom MS-60B
Zoom MS-70CDR
Two bottles of ale

 

[Driven Crane]

B7k, Timeline, Supersynth, Big Sky.