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Double Bass SICK FUN WITH LYRICS.

Paul Warburton

Paul Warburton

In Memoriam
Aug 17, 2003
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Denver, Co.
#1
You guys will get the idea....join in. :atoz:

First line to "Wives and Lovers".. "Hey little girl comb your hair, fix your make-up." Mine:...."Hey little girl take yer clothes off, have a root beer."
"They Try to Tell Us We're Too Young". Mine...."They Try to Sell Us Egg Foo Yung".
"That's Entertainment"........"That's Interstrainment".
"Time on My Hands"......"Slime On My Glans". :atoz:
"Just Friends"........"Just Fiends".
"Young and Ghoulish".
"Have You Missed Your Jones?".......Thanks Red.
And many more............Ed?
 
#7
Shiny Stockings = Crotchless Panties

Those silk crotchless panties
That I wear when I'm with you
I wear cuz you told me
That you dig that lovely view

Do we think of wearing pants?
When we go to a dance
Oh no, you just take a glance
At my crotchless panties

Then came along a chick
With crotchless panties too
When you changed your mind about me
I guess I never knew

I guess I'll have to find a new, a new kind
A guy that likes my crotchless panties too

Crotchless panties
Crotchless panties

etc.
 
#9
YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS
AREN'T YOUR T*TS GIGANTIC (ISN'T IT ROMANTIC) I got a whole set of lyrics for this one, too!
I'M (AN) OLD FASCIST

Don't know why
Got those bruises on my thigh
Whips and Leather
Since my gal and I ain't been together...

SUNNY AS IN A MORNING SOFTRISE

and that perennial wedding/father of the bride dance

SOME RISE, SOME DON'T
 
#11
Not quite a standard but one of the best ones I ever heard was a band that played McCartney's Yesterday and simply substituted the words "birth control" for the word "yesterday".

Birth control
all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks as though they're here to stay
oh I believed in birth control

Suddenly
I'm not half the man I used to be
maybe it was my vasectomy
of birth control came suddenly

Why she had to go I don't know
she wouldn't say
I did something wrong now I long for
birth control
 
#14
Do you know what it means to piss in your jeans?
Laura, you're the face on the bathroom floor
You've got crustaceans on your face
I water the cover front
I'm gonna send some metal over to you
I don't stand a chance with a ghost like you
What is this thing called, Love?

Embraceable Ewe
It had to be Ewe
There will never be another Ewe
 
#18
Paul Warburton said:
Sam, all these years we've spent together here, this is the FIRST time I've seen you expose your weird side....
I'd all but lost hope. I was thinkin' you were almost a saint. I must say I'm relieved.
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Uncle, you're being characteristically gracious. I bet there's a line of people here who think I'm just sanctimonious.

Gotta scoot. Be well, Paul
 

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