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If there was Bass Heaven....

#4
Bob Clayton said:
bass hell is guitar center.
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definitely....It's too bad they have so much p00p hanging on the wall that just gets in the way of the few good axes that "might" be in stock. That said, I came really close to walking out w/ an Epi Dot Studio and/or a cheap little traded-in 4-string ( Ibanez?) and, of course, it was a rainy Sunday so the place was literally crawling w/ kiddies practicing their "chops" on somebody else's dime. What a zoo. My first trip there and prob my last...
 
#8
AlphaMale said:
If there was Bass Heaven, what would it take to enter it?
And what would bass hell be like?...
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I figure the only real requirement would be a genuine love for the instrument. You could have picked it up 20 years ago or 20 minutes ago, long as you got a real passion for it, yer golden.

Bass hell... Yngwie Malmsteen duplicated endless times all wanking at once into a fiery pit where the bass damned are forced to huddle for all eternity...
 
#20
Steve Clark said:
Bass Heaven, should I get there, would be arriving at the door and being told that the show featuring Jaco/Duke/Miles/Ella/Coltrane will be starting shortly and my reserved table is waiting for me up at the front and would I like to come to the after party with the band.
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Well you know they say the Devil has all the best tunes... and most of those people mentioned were not exactly "angels" in their lives - so you might better off looking in Hell for this...:eyebrow:

;)
 

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