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I've decided to be an internet attention whore (small rant)

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CrispyDelicious

CrispyDelicious

Oct 21, 2008
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Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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I'm so sick of being a completely average person, and having everyone treat me that way. I'm tired of all of it. People will have to accept my trolling if I plaster it all over teh interwebz... right? I'm just sick of it. Nobody seems to care that I need to find validation though the textual postings of strangers over the internet. I'm not a goddamn nice, average person; I'm a needy, insecure nutjob and I intend to prove it. Grr. I'm irritated. Anyway, I'll post pictures of my trolling. Lol.




Amidoinitrite?
 
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Lol. You guys are crazy. Why should I post pics for you? Oh well, here you go, I'm the one on the left, be nice. :p

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OMG. This is the best TB thread in so long!!!!! And you weren't even trying to start an amazing thread that's just how AWESOME you are!!!!! I guess you just do what you can for the TB community.

By the way, I only pick on you because I [DEL]think your an idiot[/DEL] like you.
 
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So I tried posting some ads on my local CL and like *** don't people read these days? Seriously how explicit can I be about NO BOYS. Of course, my ads are designed to get boys to respond, because I'm freaking crazy like that, right? Anywho, check out my ads! Awesome trolling! Lol, I got SOOOO many responses from boys asking to play with me.


[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

"Hi. I'm 22. I've been playing bass for 3 months, but I do quite well for playing for only that long. I like metal, but I also like some blues-y type stuff, to softer things, like James blunt and such. I'm just looking to goof off and play some music with some cool people. I'm only looking to jam with other chicks. I have my reasons. Sorry, guys. I don't care what you play, or how old you are, but if you're a girl and are willing to jam, send me an e-mail.
Thanks.

Also, if you're a guy trying to convince me to play for you, I'd appreciate the offer, but I'm just not interested, at this time. Thanks, anyway. "

OBVIOUSLY guys are gonna respond, right? Lol.
 
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After powdered toast man saves the pope from an evil Muddy Mudskipper and is flying through the air with the pope on his back.

Pope (as voiced over by Frank Zappa): "Can't hold on! Wind intensity too strong!"
Powdered Toast Man: "Quick, man! grab tenaciously to my buttocks!"
Pope: "Both of them?"

Good times lmao!!
 
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CrispyDelicious said:
I'm so sick of being a completely average person, and having everyone treat me that way. I'm tired of all of it. People will have to accept my trolling if I plaster it all over teh interwebz... right? I'm just sick of it. Nobody seems to care that I need to find validation though the textual postings of strangers over the internet. I'm not a goddamn nice, average person; I'm a needy, insecure nutjob and I intend to prove it. Grr. I'm irritated. Anyway, I'll post pictures of my trolling. Lol.




Amidoinitrite?
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maybe you should try being a little nicer to yourself? i could help you with your self-esteem....


...you look really hot in that pic. is that really you?
 
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