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    Your Nom de Plume / Handle or Pseudonym used here

    OK I just gotta know... @Scarysharkface
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    Your Nom de Plume / Handle or Pseudonym used here

    I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon. City and sky become one, merging into a single plane, a vast sea of unbroken grey. The Twin Moons, just two pale orbs as they trace their way across the steely sky. I used to think I had a pretty good life here, just plugging into my machine...
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    Dolly Parton died today - RIP

    Dolly Parton was an American Treasure. RIP.
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    Oh Guitar Center, never stop being you

    Man, Fender's legal team gonna have a field day with Kiesel over this...
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    that first ding

    all part of the mojo
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    Branch of mathematics / band names

    You, sir, win an entire Internet! Back in the 80s and 90s (and going back maybe even further), at BGSU, there was a barbershop quartet of math professors that called themselves "The Logarhythms"...
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    Branch of mathematics / band names

    The Witches of Agnesi
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    Do’s and Don’ts For The Kids

    Absolutely non-negotiable for me. I'm the BL, anyone that doesn't like it can hit the bricks and keep on truckin'.
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    Stage Names?

    A long time ago, my stagename was spake from on high to be something that rhymes with "Ol' Smitty". Switch from the monitor mix to the headphones mix for the original master. I carry that honor to this day.
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    SW Bit o' Honey Bunch

    The SW Bit o' Honey Bunch is NEVER a zombie thread. We arranged to have that written into TB's rules. And, yes, could not agree more... scoring a Bit o' Honey AND a lime Tootise Roll at once would have been worth the purchase even if SW didn't send you what you originally ordered. :drool:
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    Unsolicited advice for bandleaders from a frequent sub

    What about a baggy-pants farce?
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    Trouble in Band #2!

    The hardest 2 lessons to learn about being in a band: 1. democracy = drama 2. They call it the music business because, if you don't play the music people want to hear, you will have no business
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    Songs that sound like other songs

    George Harrison - My Sweet Lord America - Sister Golden Hair Who - You Better You Bet Pete Townshend - Let My Love Open the Door ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Loving ZZ Top - Sharp Dressed Man
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    Snappy retorts to telemarketers

    I always answer with: "Congratulations, you've just won an opportunity to listen to a technically challenging bass solo!" They always hang up immediately and never call back.