If I was rich enough, and the charity or whatever was worth it enough, I'd publicly directly donate the money, publicly sand off the paint as a "bad paint job" and repaint it myself and then give the bass to a poor kid along with an amp. Just to dampen down the involved individuals who are so full of themselves. And then challenge them both to double my donation (if they have not already donated) for which I'd give them each a pair of my used socks (complete with DNA) on which I had decorated a "fantastic" pattern with glitter glue.
