$1 in jukebox

[Pirate Captain]

Wait... is it 2/3 or 3/4 of the bar? I was at a bar last night with 2 people. What if there are only 2 people in the bar?

Eight to the Bar

 

[Pirate Captain]

Anything by Yoko Ono
Revolution #9 by the Beatles
Disco Duck by Rick Dees
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris

I would hug the guy that played MacArthur Park on a jukebox

 

[Pirate Captain]

I was working on a movie in upstate NY about a year and a half ago...we'd hang out at this kind of Irish/biker bar a lot and we played Glen Campbell incessantly on the jukebox. I've found that almost nobody doesn't love them some Glen Campbell so:

Southern Nights
Rhinestone Cowboy
Sing (Travis Cover)
Wichita Lineman

 

[two fingers]

Journey - Don't Stop Believing

Outfield - Your Love

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline

Even most country bars would be OK with these four can't-fail songs.

 

[levis76]

AC/DC - Have a drink on me
Thorogood - One scotch, one bourbon, one beer (I drink alone is overplayed)
Hendrix - Red House
Squier - The stroke

Anyone in the bar gets mad about any of those, then it’s time to put on a Slipknot track and get to brawling.

 

[levis76]

Four random Nickelback songs.

You, outside, NOW!

 

[TheReceder]

Britney spears. Toxic
Billy Ray Cyrus Achie breaky heart.
Nickleback. Pretty much any of their songs... they sound the same to me. (Levis76... be scared... we think alike)
Starship; We built this city.

Before I do it.. I make sure that my bar tab is paid....

I run... and find another bar.

 

[JRA]

i'm buying a round for the house as this music plays:
- sex machine
- sexy MF (my up-to-bat tune!)
- thank you (falettinme be mice elf agin)
- tell me something good

 

[3bc]

Beast of Burden
Rebel Rebel
What’s so Funny Bout Peace Love and Understanding
Cigarettes and Alcohol

First three are classic, underplayed songs that have appeal across all generations. The last is an oasis song, which is a turnoff for many, but in a bar setting is basically the perfect song.

 

[JoshS]

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street
Eric Carmen - Make me Lose Control
Careless Whisper - George Michael
Betty Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes


Edit: I also want Dancing on the Ceiling - Lionel Ritchie.
Can replace any of the above.

 

[bassfran]

Most anything by;
Sinatra
Creedence
Steppenwolf
Sabbath

 

[easyj]

George Thorogood - One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer
The Faces - I'm Losing You
Eric Clapton - Lay Down Sally
Free - Alright Now

 

[Dogbertday]

Some CCR
Today by smashing pumpkins
No diggity
Dont stop believin

 

[BigBatch]

AC/DC; if the bar patrons can’t dig it, I don’t need to be in that bar.

Damn right.

 

[dalkowski]

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
She's Thinkin' Single (and I'm Drinkin' Double)
White Lightning
Rio

 

[Steve Wiley]

Matchbox - Jonny Lang
Lie No Better - Etta James
Brown Eyed Blues - Ben Harper
The Worst Is Yet To Come - Keb' Mo'

 

[vvvmmm]

Depends on what I'm drinking, but mebbe,

Sly & The Family Stone - Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin),

4 times in a row.

 

[tlite]

Fun thread. I like the pi$$ people off question better but to conform to the parameters of the question:

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
Where the Streets Have No Name - U2
High Hopes - Panic! At the Disco
Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks

And because I can't resist, to pi$$ off the crowd:

"Scream" - Black Flag
Einstein on the Beach Knee Play 3 - Philip Glass
Arc - Neil Young
I Like to Move It - Alvin and the Chipmunks

 

[FatStringer52]

Freebird
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Smoking in the Boys Room
Mustang Sally

(The top 4 from my personal list of songs I don't like to play!)

 

[Fluid Power]

Sweet Caroline
Don't Stop Beleiving
Margaritaville
Free Bird

These are like the top requested wedding band songs!
Not on my set list!