$1 in jukebox

[dcbluesbass]

You’re in a bar with a jukebox and you get 4 songs for a dollar. If you piss off more than 1/3 of the bar, you’re 86ed for life. What do you play?

Go.

The Too Fat Polka!!

 

[Pauly 4001]

I guess since I don't spend time in bars and wouldn't expect to peruse the jukebox selection that there's a degree of not quite reality going on here so:

 

[Duder]

Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick (full version) four times

 

[MultiScaleMale]

What's a jukebox?

 

[MichelD]

Knock three times on the ceiling

Tie a yellow ribbon

Proud Mary

Tramps and thieves

 

[easyj]

Knock three times on the ceiling

Tie a yellow ribbon

Proud Mary

Tramps and thieves

Tie A Yellow Ribbon......I remember when you could not get away from hearing that song.

 

[MichelD]

Tie A Yellow Ribbon......I remember when you could not get away from hearing that song.

Exactly. Those four were on heavy rotation in a bar I occasionally attended in the 1970s.

 

[48thStreetCustom]

Joan Jett - I Love Rock’n’roll
Mathew Sweet - Girlfriend
The Stones - Slave
The Clash - White Man in Hammersmith Palais

 

[I am Soma]

Four random King Crimson songs. By the end of the first people are carrying me on their shoulders calling me god.

 

[BakerStreetMuse]

Ghost Town - The Specials
Ghost Town - The Specials
Ghost Town - The Specials
Ghost Town - The Specials

 

[Krizz]

Ring of Fire - Social Distortion
Papa Was a Rolling Stone - Temptations
Roadhouse Blues - Doors
Midnight Rider - Allman Brothers

 

[pedroims]

I will play whatever I want and feel at that moment. I could care less what the rest of people would think of. If they kick me out it will because I was hanging out at the wrong bar.

 

[bassliner50]

Sinatra.

 

[48thStreetCustom]

I will play whatever I want and feel at that moment. I could care less what the rest of people would think of. If they kick me out it will because I was hanging out at the wrong bar.

My friend is like that. He always plays prog crap. The bartender pulled the plug one time and the whole bar cheered.

 

[mc900ftj]

I think I understand the O.P.'s original question.

Any four songs by The Mentors.

 

[Nev375]

You guys are way over thinking this.

Actually, I believe you are way under thinking this.

 

[Fat Freddy]

1. Iron Butterfly's "Inagodadavida" the full length. (We will be a drummin' on the bar/table.)

2. The Descendents "Everything Sux". (Feeling the mood of the day.)

3. Eric Clapton's "Wonderful tonight". (To feel the current mood of the night after these songs.)

4. Tchaikovsky's "The 1812 Overture". (Going out with a bang.)

Genius!.....

 

[Angry Mob With Pitchfork]

Hold my beer, I am a popular DJ at kids parties.

 

[BobKos]

Eagles - Already Gone
Madonna - Like A Virgin
Skynyrd - Gimme 3 Steps
Stevie Nicks - Edge Of Seventeen

 

[Slevage]

You guys really aren’t getting the entire point of this tread.

I get it, but need the demographics to give a relevant answer.