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1500 Sheep Jump Off Cliff

This isn't the first time, in recent history, we've seen mindless sheep follow a dumb-ass leader in a stupid direction.
Sure, in HINDSIGHT, going over the cliff looks like a bad idea. But things will get better if we do not give up, remain resolute. Just becaue that strategy hasn't worked well up to now doesn't mean it won't work in the future. Also don't criticize the sheep in front, you might mess up the morale of the rest of the herd. Also wouldn't want to try to stop them, we must be steadfast and keep sending sheep over the cliff if we intend to win this thing.
In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.
See? 1150 sheep survived. Therefore there's nothing wrong with mindless sheep following a dumb-as leader in a stupid direction. If you're steadfast and show resolve everything works out in the end. Hey! Why ARE we running out of sheep?

Randy
 
steveksux said:
Sure, in HINDSIGHT, going over the cliff looks like a bad idea. But things will get better if we do not give up, remain resolute. Just becaue that strategy hasn't worked well up to now doesn't mean it won't work in the future. Also don't criticize the sheep in front, you might mess up the morale of the rest of the herd. Also wouldn't want to try to stop them, we must be steadfast and keep sending sheep over the cliff if we intend to win this thing. See? 1150 sheep survived. Therefore there's nothing wrong with mindless sheep following a dumb-as leader in a stupid direction. If you're steadfast and show resolve everything works out in the end. Hey! Why ARE we running out of sheep?

Randy


ROTFLMAO. You torture me.