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2 wasted 2 play

Destroyer of gigs

  • Alcohol

    Votes: 454 82.5%
  • Weed

    Votes: 74 13.5%
  • Cocaine

    Votes: 38 6.9%
  • Opioids

    Votes: 47 8.5%
  • Coffee

    Votes: 11 2.0%
  • LSD/molly/shrooms

    Votes: 43 7.8%
  • Freebase carrots

    Votes: 60 10.9%

  • Total voters
    550
I can honestly say that Alcohol Use directly destroyed my big chance of major label success.
In 1985 I moved to NYC, had a band that had everything going for it, right place, right time, good look, accessible big hair music, etc.

We played a showcase at Traxx that had some industry people in the audience, and we killed. One of those nights where everything went right. There was enough buzz that we were asked to play a private showcase for up and coming acts at the Puck Building downtown. There was representation from many labels, and a couple started vying for our attention. A few of the original MTV VJ's were there. It was a scene. We even had a fashion designer loan us some very edgy clothing to wear on stage.

Our setup and soundcheck were a mess. David Sanborn was playing a brunch the next morning and they scheduled his soundcheck at the same time as ours. They played forever, took up the whole stage, and would not break any equipment down. So we ended up having no soundcheck and literally only enough room to stand in place. After waiting for 6 hours, the lead singer opted to stay behind while the rest of us went home and got ready.

When we came back to play, we found out that the lead singer had bought a bottle of whisky and was "sipping" it to "calm his nerves". It was a big night, we were all nervous, but we were ready! However, he had finished the whole bottle of booze and was 3 sheets to the wind.

Our set time started, the room was packed, and the PA and monitors started feeding back, and we saw NO ONE at the sound board! It went on way too long and it was unnerving to us. We couldn't move or dance around so we felt stunted in our performance. At one point, the bass player (I was on synth back then) tried to get some spotlight, hit the singer with the head of his bass, and the singer just snapped. He took off his 1967 Gretsch Country Gentleman, threw it on the floor and started jumping up and down on it, smashing it to bits. This wasn't a rock and roll smash your guitar moment, this was a temper tantrum and meltdown from which there was no recovery. We obviously lost the crowd. We may have ended the set early, I am not sure, I left my body at that point and wanted to disappear.

When we left the stage and walked to the dressing room, J.J. Jackson said in a loud voice "Well at least they looked good"! The singer reeled on him and screamed in his face, "They looked like Blankin' S***!!!"

The End.
 
Alcohol, obviously. It’s the only one that is (widely) socially acceptable, (nationally) legal, and sold and encouraged at most venues. Others are arguably more destructive, but alcohol is most common and wins by default.
(EDIT: US laws, anyway.)

Personally though, it’s weed. The only ones on that list I (still) consume are weed and beer. I can drink a beer at the half time break, and it kinda relaxes me. Weed makes me scattered and distracted, and I make mistakes.
 
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I see a LOT more people getting drunk on beer than high on meth.

You can get a can of beer for $.99, or a bottle of wine of spirits for thousands...

check back in 500 years.

edit: i am not making myself clear. the reason, i.e. context, that alcohol is so prevalent and available to the "commoner" is because it is accepted, tolerated, and lobbied by the privileged. there are racial connotations and jim crow laws involved here as well, but the history of the u.s.a. and alcohol is that alcohol is the condoned and legally available drug of choice; hence it's prevalence, and the privileged elite have made it so.
 
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true dat. alcohol, for centuries, has been and is the drug of choice for the privileged elite. that's a hard draw to resist for the 'common man' that identifies with the privileged elite.

Not sure about the privileged elite part. It's been widely available to the common man for millennia, not centuries. Alcohol consumption goes back to the dawn of civilization. Hell, we're genetically preadapted for alcohol due to our primate ancestors eating fermented fruit.
 
Not sure about the privileged elite part. It's been widely available to the common man for millennia, not centuries. Alcohol consumption goes back to the dawn of civilization. Hell, we're genetically preadapted for alcohol due to our primate ancestors eating fermented fruit.
I'm sure the same could be said of things like weed, mushrooms, poppy seeds, whatever. But it's human nature to classify, categorize, and divide people often for nefarious and insidious reasons, so inevitably, some methods get labeled as acceptable, and others as not.
 
No nitrous oxide, either. Like the 90’s just never happened!
I took a hit off a balloon while trying to tune at a music festival in the old 90s. So dumb. I then had the pleasure of trying to retune during the opening number. I only put the main offenders in the poll, but if you've had a gig ruined by nitrous or peyote, feel free to tell the tale.
 
I remember a country dance band I was in just used to reckon to stay a bit more sober than the dancers. This was fine until the night we got an audience that was determined to drink the place dry. And that was OK too, and everyone had a ball. Except that was the night we had someone who could take a soundboard tape. I destroyed it out of sheer embarrassment, and never did get a tape of that band.
 
Our guitar player blacked out at a gig from to much booze n' weed. This was back in '01 or 2. First I saw him sitting on the guitar amp, and then on the floor.

There is footage of ol' Joe Perry doing that during the Hollywood Vampires tour. The Aerosmith guitarist later quipped that touring with Johnny Depp almost killed him. File under, "Old enough to know better."
 
but if you've had a gig ruined by nitrous or peyote, feel free to tell the tale.

I played a private party that broke up because someone smacked their head after doing a balloon standing up. If nobody can drive to the hospital, it’s time to call an ambulance and get rid of the balloons/tank. Please enjoy your “whippet” seated. Or wear a helmet.

EDIT: I am pretty sure I was under the influence of most of the other drugs on the list at that party (no opioids). Fun times, but they certainly took their toll...
 
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