I'd prefer Celebrity Death Match in claymation.
Munjibunga Malthus. Yes, that Malthus. Thomas Robert "Bob" Malthus.
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20 things men over 30 must stop doing!
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Munjibunga Malthus. Yes, that Malthus. Thomas Robert "Bob" Malthus.
Sorry guys, I ignored this thread for weeks.
Celeb Deathmatch with me and The Munj.
I'd watch that.
Celeb Deathmatch with me and The Munj.
I'd watch that.
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You haven't missed much.Sorry guys, I ignored this thread for weeks.
I hope you are wearing a knit hat.
In the swelter that is the Texas gulf coast this time of year? No sir!
Jimmy's been wearing an non-knitted one.
Where I live, it gets hot. Like, 117 hot.
Everybody wears shorts, unless dressed for work or an occasion, and shorts can even work there depending on the situation. Don't see a lot of knit hats here, although up North between summers they are more common.
I don't wear concert shirts or band shirts, even though I own a couple (even one from my own band).
No wacky facial hair, as it's a maintenance hassle and, again, it's too damn hot. Hair is short and functional for same reasons (and still have a full head of it).
No ear gauges, boast points, or tackle box inspired piercings.
I drink my beer one bottle at a time, regardless of "quality". I do like a spendy IPA now and then, but even cheaper beer is still beer. Only prop required is an opener.
I don't wear tank tops, as I don't like sunburn or sunblock.
I don't own any luau armor, and wouldn't wear it if given any.
I reserve the right to play some music as loudly as possible.
My wallet doesn't need a leash.
I don't often wear a hat.
Lifted trucks are, in general, driven by asshats who think they own the road. I drive for a living. I am working here, control your brodozer like a proper driver. It's called courtesy.
I do wear sandals at times, but no socks with them.
I do have a flip phone. It's in a drawer somewhere. Smart phone ftw.
I do function over form pretty much all the time. Is it comfortable and in my closet? Done.
Haven't read the actual article, as I despise clickthroughs. (Again, function over form.)
Do what you will, and all that.
Everybody wears shorts, unless dressed for work or an occasion, and shorts can even work there depending on the situation. Don't see a lot of knit hats here, although up North between summers they are more common.
I don't wear concert shirts or band shirts, even though I own a couple (even one from my own band).
No wacky facial hair, as it's a maintenance hassle and, again, it's too damn hot. Hair is short and functional for same reasons (and still have a full head of it).
No ear gauges, boast points, or tackle box inspired piercings.
I drink my beer one bottle at a time, regardless of "quality". I do like a spendy IPA now and then, but even cheaper beer is still beer. Only prop required is an opener.
I don't wear tank tops, as I don't like sunburn or sunblock.
I don't own any luau armor, and wouldn't wear it if given any.
I reserve the right to play some music as loudly as possible.
My wallet doesn't need a leash.
I don't often wear a hat.
Lifted trucks are, in general, driven by asshats who think they own the road. I drive for a living. I am working here, control your brodozer like a proper driver. It's called courtesy.
I do wear sandals at times, but no socks with them.
I do have a flip phone. It's in a drawer somewhere. Smart phone ftw.
I do function over form pretty much all the time. Is it comfortable and in my closet? Done.
Haven't read the actual article, as I despise clickthroughs. (Again, function over form.)
Do what you will, and all that.
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I'm not sure that qualifies as comedy.Dude - at sub-30, you really should have a better sense of humor - it was comedy (with a fair bit of truth in there).
