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24 hours remain

For a moment I'll be doing this:
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Thinking how people believed Mayans predicted the end of the world where as they didn't see the Spanish coming.

Then I'll carry on with my usual meeting with beer on every friday.
 
does anyone know specifically what time the world's supposed to end? I mean really...such a big deal and all and no one's thought to assign a specific time?
How the hell am I going to plan my last moments when I'm not even sure that they're my last moments? I mean I cant masturbate straight for 24 hours, I cant get and stay plastered for 24 hours without passing out somewhere along the line, a naked swan dive off of a skyscraper only takes a few seconds so that's out.. and with ADD, practicing bass straight for 24 hours would be torture.
I need a time, dammit!

Or will there at least be a warning? Trumpets? Rumbling? A rain of frogs and candy corn?
 
does anyone know specifically what time the world's supposed to end? I mean really...such a big deal and all and no one's thought to assign a specific time?
How the hell am I going to plan my last moments when I'm not even sure that they're my last moments? I mean I cant masturbate straight for 24 hours, I cant get and stay plastered for 24 hours without passing out somewhere along the line, a naked swan dive off of a skyscraper only takes a few seconds so that's out.. and with ADD, practicing bass straight for 24 hours would be torture.
I need a time, dammit!

Or will there at least be a warning? Trumpets? Rumbling? A rain of frogs and candy corn?

The Mayans were very advanced, the managed to predict the end of the world to the day thousands of years in the future, unfortunately they were unable to discern an exact time so they figured they'd allow for error and just give a somewhat ambiguous 24 hour window instead.


I'm sure somebody believes that anyway.
 
The Mayans were very advanced, the managed to predict the end of the world to the day thousands of years in the future, unfortunately they were unable to discern an exact time so they figured they'd allow for error and just give a somewhat ambiguous 24 hour window instead.


I'm sure somebody believes that anyway.


Yep, works for me.

I'll just have to masturbate, play bass and drink in shifts until I hear the trumpets.