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I'm gonna go to work and then spend the evening with my girlfriend. It's the end of the world so might as well catch a buzz and get laid, right?
In the muslim belief, when the end of days come, one of the 4 angels, Raphael as you may know him (I might be wrong though) will play (play???) the trump of doom. I don't know if there is such a warning in other beliefs though.
So if you hear the trump, start masturbating while drinking your beer during your naked swan dive off of a skyscraper.
Yeah I think that's in the christian belief-system as well - 4 horseman of the apocalypse all have a role in the end of times, one sounds the trump of doom or something etc etc
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you telling me that NOW, finally, just before the end of the world we realize that muslims and christians share beliefs???
DAMN! we could have had world peace if we had just one more day!1!
But anyway - beer, religion, suicide and masturbation all in one post...beautiful, Levent. I don't think I've EVER seen that before on TB!!
Raphael, huh? What about Donatello, Michael Angelo and Leonardo? I wonder if the "four horseman" was translated wrong and its actually the "four turtleman"?
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Minus the exploding eyeballs, I do this on a daily basis regardless of any impending apocalypse.
Same here. I mean, it's the end of the world, why not go out doing something you enjoy, right? (Exploding eyeballs not withstanding.)
Yeah.. I also think he's crediting me for being far more coordinated than I actually am...
This is a stupid comment I see made over and over, for two reasons...
One, the Mayans didnt predict the end of the world. Their calendar is cyclical, which means it doesnt end.
Secondly, why would they have predicted their own end (the Spanish coming) any better than anyone else has? Perhaps they saw perfectly that the Spanish would be their downfall and that there was nothing theyoculd do about it?
Minus the exploding eyeballs, I do this on a daily basis regardless of any impending apocalypse.
masturbate until the pressure in your eyes builds up just prior to bursting?
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Going to commission an expedition to find the 6 missing pieces from Monument 6 so all 9 pieces are present and the idiot apocolypticos can know what the complete "calender" really says....LMAO
BTW. The Mayan descendants in Central and South America have Calendars that go beyond the 21st....LMAO
BTW. The Mayan descendants in Central and South America have Calendars that go beyond the 21st....LMAO
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I'm just not sure what to wear. I haven't really planned my outfit around this sensibly. Thinking speedo, but I'll need a stronger fan.
Im going to work like every day, can't be broke when the worlds ending...
I prefer the European Calendar, so I think I'll put 2112 on a loop and smoke weed until my lungs explode
I prefer the European Calendar, so I think I'll put 2112 on a loop and smoke weed until my lungs explode
If I was an advanced intelligent species from another world capable of visiting earth and intercepting human communication, and possessed of a sense of humor, I would pick tomorrow as a great day to make first contact.
Yes. It is.
Yes. It is.
I think I'll fry chicken. For the past few years I've been telling myself I have but a few weeks to live & that I should spend my remaining hours cognizent of that. But to know a hlaf day or so? Smoke a bowl; fry some chicken; kick it with my lady.
