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#63
We are traveling into the country. It seems to be attracted to large masses of people. It's hard to see, but it is large and appears to have wings of some sort. It is generating deep rumbling sounds audible from a distance of miles. It has devastated most of my city and the surrounding areas. Leave any towns, cities, or population centers if you can.
 
#65
Hobobob said:
We are traveling into the country. It seems to be attracted to large masses of people. It's hard to see, but it is large and appears to have wings of some sort. It is generating deep rumbling sounds audible from a distance of miles. It has devastated most of my city and the surrounding areas. Leave any towns, cities, or population centers if you can.
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See, that is what I was afraid of. They should have kept it in it's lead lined case today.
 
#68
This is its true purpose. The efficiency of its destructive power is frightening. We should have rid ourselves of this beast when we had the chance, but no. We kept the abomination, and mocked it amongst ourselves. Now it fulfills its horrific destiny. It will come for you all, until naught but singers and lead guitarists are left. Savor your final moments, for the Mothman cometh.

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Hobobob said:
This is its true purpose. The efficiency of its destructive power is frightening. We should have rid ourselves of this beast when we had the chance, but no. We kept the abomination, and mocked it amongst ourselves. Now it fulfills its horrific destiny. It will come for you all, until naught but singers and lead guitarists are left. Savor your final moments, for the Mothman cometh.
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It's not mothman it's....it's.....

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#71
Hobobob said:
It has begun on the west coast. It came from the sea. People are trying to evacuate, but it moves fast. I'll try to keep posting as long as I can get reception. God help us all.
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Feed it your stash of Twinkies and get someone with the flu to sneeze at it. The ol' double whammy. It has no evolutionary antibodies to defends itself against the flu or preservatives in Twinkies.
 
#73
96tbird said:
Feed it your stash of Twinkies and get someone with the flu to sneeze at it. The ol' double whammy. It has no evolutionary antibodies to defends itself against the flu or preservatives in Twinkies.
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We will need something much stronger to combat this evil. Perhaps we can get Lindsay Lohan to rub up against it.
 

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