Double Bass A Member Request.....

[Paul Warburton]

I got a PM from an older member here asking if I would do this......[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

If you are easily offended by silly, kind of nasty humor, I would suggest that you don't bother.
It's been around here before.

 

[Huy Nguyen]

IMO, it's desecration using a legendary player's name... however, I would like to see one made of song titles.

 

[Paul Warburton]

As you know, in the wonderful world of Jazz, nothing is sacred.
Funny thing is though, those "legendary players" were some of the most "offensive" nuts we've ever known. We still love them for that very reason, not withstanding their work.

 

[Chris Symer]

+1

 

[Marcus Johnson]

"cradle my Johnny Hodges in her hand" LOL

 

[Paul Warburton]

"cradle my Johnny Hodges in her hand" LOL

Ain't you had any tatum lately, baby?

I think one of his best lines is pretty clean...."I insinuated my hand...."

EDIT: Check the "candy bar" one further down the page.....

Hey, Marcus. Remember Chris, up there above you, from the 5ths tuning thread? Chris.... Marcus. Marcus....Chris.
You two will like each other.

 

[MR PC]

Pimping on TB!

 

[MR PC]

I got a PM from an older member here asking if I would do this......[Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

If you are easily offended by silly, kind of nasty humor, I would suggest that you don't bother.
It's been around here before.

I'm curious Paul, since this older member PM'd you through Talk Bass, why didn't he do his/her own posting?

 

[bassteban]

I'm more curious about a living human being that PW can seriously refer to as *older*

 

[MR PC]

My mother in law is 94. My grandmother died at 103. I don't recall them bragging about there age to prove anything!

 

[Paul Warburton]

That "All About Jazz" site is nice. I like it. It's full of good information.

 

[drurb]

I'm curious Paul, since this older member PM'd you through Talk Bass, why didn't he do his/her own posting?

Probably because Paul is funnier and could write a more entertaining piece.

 

[Paul Warburton]

 

[Paul Warburton]

I'm curious Paul, since this older member PM'd you through Talk Bass, why didn't he do his/her own posting?

Because she's a lady and felt embarassed to post the link.
Anyway, she doesn't post under her real name but it is Doris. Sound familiar? It should.

 

[ChuckCorbis]

FORGET ALL THE THREADS ABOUT BEING SELF TAUGHT AND HOW TO SOLO AND KEEP ONE'S PLACE-Now we're getting somewhere,
Rule #1 - always offer to post an "embarrassing" link for a lady friend.
Rule #2- if it's hot out always offer to remove the garment for her.
Rule #3- ?

 

[Huy Nguyen]

FORGET ALL THE THREADS ABOUT BEING SELF TAUGHT AND HOW TO SOLO AND KEEP ONE'S PLACE-Now we're getting somewhere,
Rule #1 - always offer to post an "embarrassing" thread for a lady friend.
Rule #2- if it's hot out always offer to remove the garment for her.
Rule #3- ?

Rule #4- PROFIT!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

 

[Paul Warburton]

And you guys thought all I had offer concerned music.
Nothing is sacred, as Doris can tell ya.

 

[ChuckCorbis]

no,no -no-no-no-no, .....not so fast Huy, I was thinking more like 12 rules or at least 7. Don't let him off the hook and .....nobody ask him to restate this proprietary stuff in another thread.

 

[Paul Warburton]

Nice, Chuck.
You finally learned to use the spell-check.

 

[MR PC]

Because she's a lady and felt embarassed to post the link.
Anyway, she doesn't post under her real name but it is Doris. Sound familiar? It should.

Ahh, to shy, that's good.