A Sexy TBer?

[Jools4001]

It is! It's Rick Rock isn't it...

Im probably the most Important Musician about to break in the past decade. Singer / lead guit.band leader looking for others to burn this place with my new style of rock. my vocals are intense to say the least somewhere between sex pistols and rush. I have 47 songs, actually, hits ready to go. these songs shred anything that is out now.they sound like anthrax meets pearl jam coming across red hot chili peppers in a dark alley to jam. believe me, you wanna piece of this. theres nothin like it out now. we will be forging new territory. if you wanna "get paid, get laid and burn this town down with flames of rock" (thats just a sample of the 'rics) this band will be hot and will be big. get in on the ground floor and hold on. I play like a modern day eddie van halen but better. "when i throw down, believe youll go down, cuz this hard rockin sound Is why I where the crown - gonna smack you up, gonna beat you down, gonna forget your name when I leave town. cuz im rock hard, and im hard rock. won't serve you dinner but i'll feed you c**k " i copywrite all my lyrics so dont get any funny ideas. must be ready to hit the ground runnin because i guarentee well be touring the states and signing deals with in the year. serious replies only. make sure you got the balls to ride it out and make sure you got the chops to run with the big dogs cuz this aint amature night. must like to party, love women and rock the house. i play a b.c.rich through two stacks. and have a P.A. also we can practice in my living room. be willing to practice every day for at least 4 or 5 hours and expect to quit your job with in the year cuz youll never have to work again. already have a gig booked for 4th of july BBQ. I was thinkin of calling the project "STEADFAST" i already have a logo and a couple of t-shirts ready to go. ONLY FOR BAND MEMBERS though!!!!! lets get this rock a rollin!
-rick rock

 

[xgator4u]

coming from scotland, this is the sexiest thing i've seen for quite a while

Kill yourself NOW

 

[capnsandwich]

I think not

He's got his guns, his music, his bed, I'd say he's living the American dream. I can hear it now....."GIT OUTTA MY YARD!!!"

 

[loganpass]

coming from scotland, this is the sexiest thing i've seen for quite a while

Ah, the grass is always greener...

 

[Robster22]

Dont ever let greenpeace see this photo...they'll push you back out to sea.

 

[Shawman]

that really is more of just an Aberdeen thing

my hometown isn't even good enough for sheep, we have to make to with women who are even uglier than the dude in the pic

 

[The modifier]

that really is more of just an Aberdeen thing

my hometown isn't even good enough for sheep, we have to make to with women who are even uglier than the dude in the pic

They're that bad

 

[Shawman]

who said anything about it being bad

but naw, only "women" worth seeing over here are either 1) grandparents in their 20's or 2) drugged to the gills

but obviously my girlfriend is an exception

 

[Ubersheist]

How about Gard.... He's a sexy TB'er!!!

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***?!?!?

 

[Eric Perry]

I LOL'd all over again looking at that picture!!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[Flongoid]

i'd shoot his gun if you get me

 

[santucci218]

I clicked this thread expecting a picture of myself!

 

[oswaldvon]

that picture gave me some ideas for a gangsta-ass photo shoot.
i need some promo shots for my one man thrash/crossover band.

 

[m0nst3r]

So wrong, yet so right!

 

[srxplayer]

I just threw up in my mouth a little...