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A thread for with which to vent.

New Jersey - We put the "fu" in "fun"

AYYYYYYY IT'S FUN THEA LIKE A FRICKIN FUNERAL BOY OH BOY IT'S EARLY TIS MONING AND I DIDN'T HAVE ENUFF CAWFEEE DRIVIN HEAH IS FUN IT'S LIKE A FRICKIN BUMPER CAR

HOW BOUT DA SHOS?TEN DOLLAS FOR PARKIN TWENTY JUST FOR STANDIN HEA THEA MISTER CRISTY I KNOW YA CAN EAT ANY OTHER STATES GOVANA BUT YA REALLY CAN'T DO SOME GRILLED CHICKEN N ELLIPTICAL??

WHASSAMATTA? WHADDAYAWANT? A GRAND TOUR??

AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
Hey you. Yeah you, up the street. How about backing away from the crack pipe long enough to keep an eye on your kids? Wasn't it enough when I walked across the street to the vacant house and snapped a photo of your oldest son breaking into it?

And your two youngest... the ones constantly playing kickball in front of MY house. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree because those two hellions yell at each other just like you and your crackhead wife.

Your family makes a good case for mandatory sterilization before Idiocracy becomes reality.
 
We don't get these oreos in Canada, it's sad.

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"Sir, we have great news!! This (robo-call, postal letter, email) is to inform you that we've updated our system to serve you even better!!! You must contact our representative and fill out multiple forms to continue (your policy, services, etc)."

Oh, wonderful..... :rolleyes: I'll drop everything and waste a huge amount of time trying to get ahold of someone or some form that is practically non-existent.

"... serve me better..." my arse :mad::spit:



vacueauxism :confused:
 
AYYYYYYY IT'S FUN THEA LIKE A FRICKIN FUNERAL BOY OH BOY IT'S EARLY TIS MONING AND I DIDN'T HAVE ENUFF CAWFEEE DRIVIN HEAH IS FUN IT'S LIKE A FRICKIN BUMPER CAR

HOW BOUT DA SHOS?TEN DOLLAS FOR PARKIN TWENTY JUST FOR STANDIN HEA THEA MISTER CRISTY I KNOW YA CAN EAT ANY OTHER STATES GOVANA BUT YA REALLY CAN'T DO SOME GRILLED CHICKEN N ELLIPTICAL??

WHASSAMATTA? WHADDAYAWANT? A GRAND TOUR??

AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

LOL, but I think there's just a smidge too much Staten Island in that.
 
"Sir, we have great news!! This (robo-call, postal letter, email) is to inform you that we've updated our system to serve you even better!!!

Hey I got a robo-call a month back. It was the free Life-Alert scam. I get home from work and check the phone messages. A pre-recorded voice is some guy claiming to be from the shipping department of Life Alert, and they need some information to ship me my free Life Alert emergency response system. A friend or family member has paid for it, there will be not cost to you.."

Now that is just dumb.

The thing that got me was the 13-year-old across the room that stops what he is doing, stands up, points at me, and says "THEY KNOW YOU'RE OLD!"
 
Received a ripped open envelope with one of the two items missing. Seller has more of the stolen/lost item in stock.
My vent...seller with all the communication, reports that were made on stolen item, etc, and now ups the price of the remaining ones because he knows he has a customer who wants one of the remaining ones (and what appears to be a low moving item).
Decided to wait on this.
Just so sad.
Don't sellers realize that people just get fed up with these tactics and won't buy because of the way the seller dealt with them? Besides the whole thing to reinvest again and take another chance from the same route?
Hummm.

There is good news about this, though, and I can definitely redirect my interest from this stuff towards a better cause...the bass!!!!!!!