A thread for with which to vent.

[NailDriver]

I had to Google "Enzyte.". You must be older than me.

 

[NailDriver]

Boing!!!!

 

[96tbird]

I had to Google "Enzyte.". You must be older than me.

Maybe, but they advertise during NASCAR races. Very funny commercials.

Boing indeed.

 

[tastybasslines]

Nope, venting that didn't help. Feel like I swallowed a whole pack of Enzyte.

Start heavily complimenting your wife.

 

[LiquidMidnight]

Removable collar stays! They always get lost and bent, especially if I forget to take them out before putting a shirt in the dryer.

 

[96tbird]

Removable collar stays! They always get lost and bent, especially if I forget to take them out before putting a shirt in the dryer.

Ha, my wife thought she was going to use mine in the garden!

 

[Ziltoid]

Not having a car sucks. Feels like I'm stuck and did not go anywhere this summer therefor wasting it.

 

[FilterFunk]

I have a really hard time finding cargo shorts that's long enough to cover my knees. I need the ones with the 12" inseams. I hate shorts that are above my knees.

You're not alone, my friend.

 

[BenBL]

You're not alone, my friend.

I swear men's shorts are turning into women's shorts. Half of the shorts I've seen lately are all pastel colored and its hard to find tan/light brown shorts. Why?!

 

[scorpionldr]

I swear men's shorts are turning into women's shorts. Half of the shorts I've seen lately are all pastel colored and its hard to find tan/light brown shorts. Why?!

Because thongs for men will be on the rise. Viva le package!!

 

[tastybasslines]

Because thongs for men will be on the rise. Viva le package!!

 

[hypapanuse]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-/ spit

 

[scorpionldr]

I love the ****ing idiots that work out in a warehouse trying to give me **** about my job like the reason they THINK they work so hard is I forced them to take the job.

Faith in humanity? Ha, I have some. I have full confidence we never turn down an opportunity for a fight with each other. We wonder why we're such an unproductive race. I have your answer right here.......

 

[melikecookies]

I'm hopelessly in love with a gold digger... And I have little to no gold.

 

[nortonrider]

I love the ****ing idiots that work out in a warehouse trying to give me **** about my job like the reason they THINK they work so hard is I forced them to take the job.

Faith in humanity? Ha, I have some. I have full confidence we never turn down an opportunity for a fight with each other. We wonder why we're such an unproductive race. I have your answer right here.......

As a guy who has worked in warehouses for decades, I can guarantee you that those guys out there in the warehouse actually doing some work think that you Office/Inside/Sales people are Idiots too!

 

[paste]

Just bought a pair of pants at the store - lady forgets to remove security tag - alarms go off - nobody does anything about it and I go off scratching my head since I paid for pants - when I get home realize security tags still on the jeans - haved to use two pliers to destroy security tag.

So much for the security tag lol

 

[TheEndIsNYE]

I feel horrible for my parents having to pay thousands of dollars on a lawyer for me because I did something stupid. Especially with my dad's business tanking down (according to my mom), I feel even worse for still going out of their way to spend so much money on me even though they've spent a lot for me. I understand they're going to do it because they love me, but I just can't help feeling like I screwed up the family because of this. I even have these thoughts randomly about my dad killing himself because he's such a secluded guy like me, and I've personally gone through that suicidal phase. And if he were to do it, I imagine it would be because of me. Idk, my mind hasn't really been stable ever since the stupid thing I did. (If anyone wants to know, it was petty larceny. Yeah, I know I was being stupid.)

 

[Stumbo]

I've always felt it should be "vacume"

You know, like legume, volume, perfume, etc.

But I'm not in charge of such things!

But you still have the "c" in there as a potential problem. How about vakume (rimes with yak)...lol.

 

[scorpionldr]

As a guy who has worked in warehouses for decades, I can guarantee you that those guys out there in the warehouse actually doing some work think that you Office/Inside/Sales people are Idiots too!

If they're "actually doing some work" they shouldn't have the energy or time to flap their lips. Did I force anyone to take a job? No, cuz I took a job as well. Don't cry over being shafted when you didn't have the qualifications.

 

[Bassic Playing]

I have my second last high school exams on. Its really boring, and stopping me from doing fun stuff